REGIDAAAAAAAAAAR · 1:18am Jan 2nd, 2014

[4:48:38 PM] Pascal: I gotta go in a sec
[4:48:43 PM] Pascal: for long-ass dinner
[4:48:49 PM] Pascal: but I'll be back
[4:48:56 PM] DWK: enjoy your ass dinner
[4:48:58 PM] Pascal: I'll talk more about story afterward
[4:49:01 PM] Pascal: fuckin
[4:49:19 PM] Pascal: $30 for a tiny plate of tuna
[4:49:21 PM] Pascal: bullshit
[4:49:27 PM] Incogneato, Cornucopia of Something: Can we hold this off for a bit, I need to relax and cooldown from the hard stress I just gained.
[4:49:33 PM] Pascal: give me a big-ass stack of pancakes and bacon for $10
[4:49:35 PM] Incogneato, Cornucopia of Something: Just give me some time
[4:50:05 PM] DWK: >you will never come home to find your waifu on the kitchen table, an entire meal laid out on her ass, ready for you to eat
[4:50:05 PM] ฬгคtђ: [4:49 PM] Pascal:

<<< $30 for a tiny plate of tunawtf
[4:50:22 PM] ฬгคtђ: DWK why do you have to do that to me
[4:50:30 PM | Edited 4:50:33 PM] ฬгคtђ: Why do you have to destroy my happiness
[4:50:37 PM] ฬгคtђ: y
[4:50:50 PM] Pascal: laterz
[4:50:55 PM] ฬгคtђ: bye
[4:51:03 PM] DWK: >she will never squeal and try to hold still as your fork repeatedly pokes her cheeks
[4:51:15 PM] ฬгคtђ: :C
[4:51:22 PM] ฬгคtђ: But wait
[4:51:26 PM] DWK: whoa I just gave myself a new fetish
[4:51:42 PM] ฬгคtђ: >implying you can't do this shit with a tulpa
[4:51:59 PM] DWK: >implying you can
[4:51:59 PM] ฬгคtђ: >implying I can make a tulpa
[4:52:11 PM] ฬгคtђ: lol ;-;
[4:53:04 PM] DWK: >she will never look back at you, blushing furiously, and say "make sure you lick your plate clean"
[4:53:59 PM] ฬгคtђ: >she will never bite her lower lip in arousal as you scoop up some food that has ran down her pearl white crack and settled on her asshole
[4:54:17 PM] DWK: >boner.exe
[4:54:21 PM | Edited 4:54:27 PM] ฬгคtђ: >casually as if wiping a plate
[4:54:43 PM] DWK: wrath, I think we may be the worst ever
[4:54:49 PM] ฬгคtђ: Yes
[4:54:54 PM] DWK: glory
[4:54:58 PM] ฬгคtђ: Indeed
[4:55:13 PM | Edited 4:55:22 PM] ฬгคtђ: We are the champions of horsechan
[4:55:19 PM] DWK: lel
[4:55:34 PM] DWK: srsly though waifuplate is my new fetish
[4:56:11 PM | Edited 4:56:36 PM] ฬгคtђ: I can imagine the way it would tickle as the spork pushed deep into her supple white fur
[4:56:34 PM] DWK: oh my god
[4:56:37 PM] DWK: wait
[4:56:52 PM] DWK: what if there was some food you had to cut with a knife?
[4:56:56 PM] ฬгคtђ: I mean when your trying to pick up food
[4:57:05 PM] ฬгคtђ: Well then. shit just got kinky
[4:57:17 PM] ฬгคtђ: motherfucker
[4:57:25 PM] DWK: >please be gentle...don't press too hard
[4:58:21 PM] ฬгคtђ: >she hisses and clenches her teeth as a thin line of red appears down her supple cheeks. this beef tastes delisious, so tender
[4:58:35 PM] DWK: [expand dong]
[4:59:14 PM] ฬгคtђ: >you finish your hearty meal, leaving the plate with a few supperficial scratches, well now. It's time for dersert
[4:59:26 PM | Edited 4:59:33 PM] ฬгคtђ: OH YEA
[4:59:30 PM] DWK: oh my
[4:59:58 PM] DWK: /mlp/ would probably enjoy this conversation
[5:00:19 PM | Edited 5:00:35 PM] ฬгคtђ: >don't forget to wipe your greasy beard using the purple "knapkin"
[5:00:46 PM] DWK: tail=napkin?
[5:00:50 PM] ฬгคtђ: ya
[5:00:55 PM] DWK: glory
[5:01:16 PM] ฬгคtђ: This would wokr as a story
[5:01:22 PM] DWK: write it faggot
[5:01:53 PM] ฬгคtђ: Rarity works as a high class glorified prostitute that rolplays dinner plates for obscenly rich older gentlecolts
[5:02:10 PM] DWK: this is relevant to my interests
[5:02:22 PM] ฬгคtђ: The entire story would just be fucking metaphors
[5:02:31 PM] DWK: 2deep
[5:02:40 PM] ฬгคtђ: We should fucking write it
[5:03:00 PM] ฬгคtђ: Rarity at first would seem pretty inocuous
[5:03:06 PM] ฬгคtђ: Coming in to set the table
[5:03:20 PM] ฬгคtђ: Placing the food on the plate
[5:03:41 PM] ฬгคtђ: Only through time would the reader relize what was happening
[5:03:52 PM] DWK: no, this is the kind of fetish that's so retarded you can't post a story about it without context
[5:04:06 PM] ฬгคtђ: Fuck story
[5:04:14 PM] ฬгคtђ: Lets just write clop
[5:04:37 PM] ฬгคtђ: She's a high class prostitute that needs money to pay for her mothers cancer treatment
[5:05:03 PM] ฬгคtђ: And rarity having no choice but to turn to a form of prostitution, does it in the most classy way possible
[5:05:31 PM] ฬгคtђ: Selling the most expensive dining experiences and "deserts" in canterlot
[5:05:48 PM] ฬгคtђ: But fuck the backstory
[5:05:53 PM] DWK: >ass flatware
>classiest form of prostitution
you heard it here first, folks
[5:06:27 PM] ฬгคtђ: She refers to it as catering and fine dining to her friends
[5:06:56 PM | Edited 5:07:00 PM] ฬгคtђ: She deguised the truth without lying
[5:07:04 PM] ฬгคtђ: Lies by telling the truth
[5:07:07 PM] ฬгคtђ: eh
[5:07:15 PM] DWK: if only we could get Pascal to illustrate it too
[5:07:20 PM] ฬгคtђ: yea
[5:07:26 PM] DWK: or martian
[5:07:31 PM] ฬгคtђ: See how he feels when he comes back from dinner
[5:07:41 PM] DWK: *ass dinner
[5:07:47 PM] ฬгคtђ: Indeed
[5:08:12 PM] ฬгคtђ: She should be dressed as a waitress too
[5:08:15 PM] ฬгคtђ: posh like
[5:08:27 PM] DWK: where the fuck is regi? it seems odd having a weird fetish discussion without him
[5:08:34 PM] ฬгคtђ: IKR
[5:09:05 PM] DWK: [5:08 PM] ฬгคtђ: