I found THIS. THANK YOU FOR ALL LOGGING ON TO YOUR 3DS' ESHOPS ALL AT ONCE.

Nintendo and The Pokémon Company International have postponed the launch of Pokémon Bank and Poké Transporter - two software applications that were originally scheduled to launch for Nintendo 3DS on Dec. 27 - due to a large volume of traffic to the Nintendo Network service. Due to the high traffic, players are having trouble setting up Nintendo Network IDs and downloading content in the Nintendo eShop on both Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. We truly regret the inconvenience, and wish to reassure everyone that providing a solution is our top priority. We apologize for the delay and thank you for your continued patience.

FML... i've waited for pokemon bank SINCE IT WAS CONCEIVED. and once i heard this, AND THE CELEBI (the "harder to find than Raptor Jesus' 3DS that prints Flaming $100 bills' and Satan's WiiU that gargles tampon water after eating puppy souls' secret lovechild which happens to be a unicorn that humps smurfs(in america, at least)" Pokemon) RELATED NEWS, I WANT TO WATCH SEASON 1 AGAIN. (O.K. I found out the release date...... IS FEB. 29. 2014.)