I won't call it a story prompt, or a story idea, as I don't think it's anywhere near fleshed out enough. It's a story i'd love to read, though, assuming someone writes it. (Who knows, maybe I will?)
If you ever find yourself in a situation like this as #2, or as a bystander, slap some sense into the hipster idiot who is more concerned wih proving his hipster cred than he is with actually being a decent person.
There's only one app in Google Play that mentions fimfiction, Ponu News, and all it does is pull the feature box content. Why don't we build an app? Of course, the api would need to be expanded, and some other steps would need taking, but it seems doable...
I'm willing to give it a shot. Here's what it'll need.
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels!