My Reaction to: Season 4

Princess Twilight (the episode):
Castle-MANEIA(YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO PARODY CASTLEVAINIA'S TITLE FOR THIS ANUS SUCKING, SNOT GARGLING, PIECE OF DONKEY TURD!)

Daring Don't (is this season going to be like season 1? unfunny and lame with bad titles?):
Flight to The Finish (i'm just watching it to say i've seen 'em all, praying to Raptor santa Christ's Iraq Lobster that ONE is remotely pleasing, or has at least less than 50X THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF PLOT CONVENIENCE!!!!): (intro) Mrs. HarshWhinney: (scootaloo singing) (when Scootaloo dies inside) after that, i didn't give a crap about the rest, i was just glad she shut up, i wanted to stab her the moment i learned how to properly use a knife, and hide a body. (last month)
Power Ponies (PLOT CONVENIENCE INTENSIFIES):
COMING SOON! MORE BULLSHIT! MORE JAPPLEACK! MORE F*CKING SCOOTALOO SINGING, YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW IT! LET'S MAKE SCOOTALOO THE ONLY ONE THAT SINGS! LET'S GIVE APPLEJACK SCREEN TIME!

Bats!(O.K., now you're just ripping of Osiris!!) (also, i'm typing this as i watch it.): An episode that starts with AJ, well, i guess once a season isn't enough for this barn.
Wait, Applebuck DAY? i thought it was Applebuck SEASON! And, i think Bloomberg needs his spinal system checked. Dat song..... i side with Flutters on this one. it's much like a song about REAL Vampire Bats! Who's side are YOU on? AJ, or Flutters? Wait, mean as sin..... i smell some boiling brimstone about to strike the newest princess, Get on that, people! You know.... this reminds me of Keep Calm and Flutter on, but more bats in it. I like the look on Twilight's face..... me thinks parasprites will be involved. SomePony's going batty, the pony going batty, i know.... Can i get some BBQ sauce with my steak, to go? i love pinkie's hair. she should work with Leslie hall. I like the Vampony idea, but it came out to stereotypical. HOLY DIG-DUG, PINKIE, WHAT CAN'T YOUR HAIR DO?

You Know..... Power Ponies, you... you go be subtle, i'm going to finish this hunk of shit. Wait.... then where's the desire to be a vampire fruit bat going to go? Wait again,
YOU TOOK AN ANIMAL'S DESIRE TO BE THAT ANIMAL AWAY? FUCK YOU EQUESTRIA! YOU A RUINING NATURE ITSELF!!!!! SURE, that's what earth does, BUT YO UARE DOING IT IN THE WRONG WAYS!!!!! (answers to questions that ponies ask) APPLES. APPLES. HEAVY APPLES. ROPE. BALL AND CHAIN. GUN. TAZER. GUNS. BIGGER APPLES. SWORD. (end) I thought vampires/vamponies didn't have reflections. well, that was a load of shit.

Fuck you hasbro, this is an ALL-TIME LOW, and that's saying a LOT, considering your toys.

Rarity Takes Manehattan:(Another """LIVE""" review) (

)Hmm... we're going to see ManeHattan; "The Buck Apple"; the farthest urban city from my own house, which means i'll probably never see! This'll be a great episode! ...... Bra...... Brai..... BRAIDAWAY? i retract my joy for this whole season. HINNY OF THE HILLS. I.... actually don't know what that's a reference to. (tell me) I'm guessing Shepard of the hills, but i don't know. Oh hey, Discord's in Fluttershy's window. That's cool. ! A BURGER! FINALLY, I CAN USE THIS THE- wait..... it's made of hay right? of course. I am sorry. this moment (2:55) has re-defined this show's caliber of humor to me. (3:00 drops a hat) carrot.... dog? why? i understand, hot dogs are, from what i can tell, a part of the culture of NY, but CARROTS? THAT'S LIKE KETCHUP ON A WATERMELON! OK, I'm past my rage. Oh, i know that feel Spike, when a bird steals your Hot Doüg, or you doughnut, or your gyro. RANDOM AND FAST, MORAL-HEAVY CONVERSATION. That's a good statue of liberty pony, my question is, what is her cutie mark? (and why would they have that? if you remember Hearth's Warming Eve, you'll get my jib.) 4:24 grumpy Cat cutie mark make gary happy. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Sounds like you invented spandex, and therefore, tights. Meaning that Mare-tropolis is in the future, where ponies gained brain cells, and came out of freakin' 1001 AD. i think the moral is: Don't be to generous. (11:35) wait... i heard.. tear. (YES!!!) PURE SORROW! AH, I HAVEN'T HAD THIS SINCE A BIRD IN THE HOOF! AND INGENUITY? I SHOULD START WATCHING WHAT I ABSORB, IT COULD FINALLY PUSH ME OVER 200 LBS! Generosity makes freinds, but selfishness get you further. unless it's christmas, then you have to go on "A Christmas Carol" and pull a scrooge on the world. (15:01) CONTINUITY! (15:44) I have a feeling someone is unlocking the KEY to the problem! Oh, it was a rainbow spool. hey, they're lined up like the mane 6... and a rainboom.

Well, that was... probably one of my favorite episodes ever.... maybe it was the shittier ones around it, but i love this episode!

Pinkie Apple Pie:(YAY! PINKIE! YAY! THE BEST BACKGROUND PONY GETS AN EPISODE!) LEZ GO! Pinkie must never lose a match of jenga. not sure if it's THAT good. That's not how genetics work.
Dayum big mac is strong. What can i say, pinkie episode, SGOOOODDDD.

Rainbow Falls(and hits her head!): THIS SU- actually, i didn't really watch this one... I was focused on derpy and alicorn shoeshine.
Three's a Crowd

2014-01-25 (scheduled)
Pinkie Pride(WIERD AL IS IN THIS ONE!) It's gooderifigreatazing. I hvae nothing else to put here so... PLAY ME OFF GAME GRUMPS!

Simple Ways(OH SURE, WAYS ARE SIMPLE, BUT A PATH IS SOOOOO SMART!) Basically a combo of the characters of Look before you sleep and the conflict of Green Isn't Your Color.
14 (79) Filli Vanilli (Didn't they do this on The Super Mario Bros. Super show?) Alright. FINALLY getting to this. (Freakin' Ice Palace kept me from it!) Wow. They couldn't wait 5 seconds to do a song. Just... WOW. BUSTED. FLUTTERSHY IS A BUCKING AWESOME SINGER! Aw, shit. Big Mac lost his voice... Well... maybe a this guy did it.

That's aboot it.
Twilight Time S'O.K.
16 (81) It Ain't Easy Being Breezies I hated them when i saw those fuckers. (Sorry, i'm just saying fuck a lot for no reason.)
Wait... Breezies...like...


Those greedy motherfuckers.

WHY HASBRO? I HATED EPISODE 16 BEFORE THE THEME SONG STARTED!

OK, this episode has some things going for it that keeping it from being terrible.
+1 point. I doubt we'll see those little mother-buckers again.
+2 points. the ending, I expect at least 4 GryphonDash/Rainbow Dashgon fics, and i want them on my desk (homepage) by next friday.
-17 points. The mane six turn into demon bird/nature ruiner hybrids. If you've ranted with me, you know my thoughts on equestria's environment. but that PLUS A GEN 3 REFERENCE? I now hate Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle.