Cool Puns!

[4:45:59 PM] EricKilla: Anyways, we got some serious winter storms last night.
[4:46:19 PM] EricKilla: I'm iced into the shelter, and my truck is coated in a 3/4ths inch thick coating of ice that I can't get off.
[4:49:37 PM] MykeGreywolf: Eesh
[4:50:42 PM] MykeGreywolf: Just call it the icemobile and set off to fight crime.
[4:50:58 PM] MykeGreywolf: With awful puns.
[4:51:09 PM] EricKilla: I'LL USE MY X-RAY VISION TO SEE THROUGH THE ICE
[4:51:15 PM] EricKilla: OR SHOULD I SAY ICE-RAY VISION
[4:51:42 PM] MykeGreywolf: Freeze, or I'll ice your ass, evildoer!
[4:52:00 PM] EricKilla: "Is it getting colder in here?"
[4:52:46 PM] MykeGreywolf: Allow me to break the ice
[4:53:56 PM] MykeGreywolf: You could be called... Mister Chill
[4:54:33 PM] MykeGreywolf: Now there's something that rolls off the tongue... just like an ice cube.
[4:54:42 PM] MykeGreywolf: Oh wait, no, that sticks to the tongue.
[4:55:26 PM] MykeGreywolf: What superpower would you like to have?
[4:56:08 PM] EricKilla: The ability to make things cold to fit with the name, and unbeatable charisma, because I'm "chill"
[4:56:18 PM] MykeGreywolf: :O
[4:56:43 PM] MykeGreywolf: All the girls would think that you're so cool!
[4:56:52 PM] EricKilla: I know right?

TL;DR: A discussion about the winter weather we've been experiencing lately turns to ice puns.

Comments

[MidnightDancer]

what if girls already think you're cool :3

[EricKilla]

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Noooo, just you, you silly pone. Then again, your silliness is why I love you.