Camps Convos Episode 2: Pink Disorder

*Camera cuts back on to show Camp picking it up*
Camp: "Hey Discord we good back there?"
Discord: "Yeah I think so, just a few cameras have gone out and the breaker tripped, " *he pause before sticking his head out the door* "That better not be Pinkie Pie in there?! I told her I don't want a party."
Pinkie: "Silly Filly, you'll get a party and you'll like it but that isn't why I here." *she gasps as she runs over to Camp and Tanya* HimynameisPinkiePieit'sverynicetomeetyoutwo.IknoweveryoneinPonyvillebutIdon'tknowyoutwo.IknowI'll throwyoutwothebestwelcomefromyouremptydimensiontoPonyvillepartyyouhaveeverybeento."
Tanya: "Hello Diane, it's very nice to see you again."
Pinkie: "We've met before?"
Tanya: "I've met you but you, yourself haven't met me."
Camp: "And we've met a few time actually, I'm Zecora's assistant/apprentice. I live out in the Everfree with her. It's nice to see you again." *Camp chuckles to himself only getting odd looks from everypony* "Ah nevermind, why and how are you get here Miss Pie?"
Pinkie: "Oh that's easy, my Pinkie sense was telling me that there was a party somewhere so I found this black wall and loaded myself into my party cannon and fired myself at the wall."
Camp: *sighs as he rubs his temple* "Pinkie what would have happened if the wall was just a wall and you broke something important and you wouldn't be able to throw parties anymore?"
Pinkie: "I didn't really think of it like that, well it's a good thing that it worked then huh?"
Tanya: "See this is why I didn't want you to talk about a party, it's like blowing a dog whistle for her. On this note, I'm done, I hope you got the information you desired to please your 'readers'" *She makes a circle of fire and stands in it as it get taller she gets engulfed by it and disappears*
Pinkie: "Well she's a real meany pants, isn't she?"
Discord: "I'll say. She had the nerve to call me a Chimera, as if I am such a lowly creature as that."
Camp: "Aren't you a type of Chimera? You're a mix of several different animals, isn't that what a Chimera is?"
Discord: *gets a sad look on his face* "I can't believe you're saying it too, I thought we were pals. *snaps his fingers and poofs away*
Pinkie: "Don't you think that was kind of mean? Discord couldn't possible be a Chimmymera because Chimmymeras are made by one pony intentionally, while Discord was made by the universe by accident when it made Harmony. You should really read up on some stuff before you talk about it before you hurt someponies feelings."
Camp: 'Did I just get logic'd by Pinkie' "You're probably right, I'll apologize to him next time he comes in. So while you are here you wanna be part of this episode? Doesn't look like anyone else is going to be apart of it for today."
Pinkie: "No thanks, everypony already knows about my past, so I just going to go on home, I'll see you later Camp. Come by Sugar Cube corner and try our new cupcakes." *Pulls out a party cannon, gets inside of it, and fires it at the broken backdrop of Ponyville*
Camp: *picks up the remote for the camera* "Sweet Celestia, these ponies drive me to drink."
*camera cuts off*