Apr
29th
2012
A Smutty Deal, Open for Commissions! · 11:14pm Apr 29th, 2012
Hello fellow perverts! Yes, you know who you are. Don't be bashful and hide it, stand up and be proud. Place a hand over your heart and with a tear in your eye say, "I am a Pony Pervert."
Just kidding of course. Well, I am surprised. My story recieved a surprising number of views, and the funny thing was it wasn't even that good. The biggest problem my story had, was that it didn't have an editor! I need someone to read over my work because I have no grammar skills.
So, I make a modest proposal. I am open for commission, and will write ANY kind of smut you want to see. In return, you have to proofread it. Since you would probably want to read it anyway, I thought this might be a pretty good deal.
So how about it? Any takers?
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TheFabulousRedheart · 402 views
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*raises hand*
Oh captain my captain!
91790 You get outta here right now satin. You...You go. Just, stop it.
Shoo.
91927
a contest then?
ITS ON THEN!
Inhale this but do not touch
*hands vile*
what you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man...
this seems familiar...
91963 A contest of wits then? You're on!
92008
I believe we have to find out which one of is more Sicilian and then that person loses.
92219 Well...I cant honestly say I even know where a Sicilian comes from, so, why don't we both drink since neither of us built up an immunity.
I have signed on as an editor/prereader/beta, but hey guys, the more the merrier. "A rake with three tines catches more than one with two" - Confucius