New Friend! · 4:48am Nov 26th, 2013
Hey, guys, my first blog post here, and I guess it would never happen, but guess what? I got a friend! Finally! I mean, I guess I have friends here in Ponyville, but still, she is really nice. Sort of like Pinkie Pie, but with a bit more calm. Her name is... well, I'll let her say.
Ohh, is it working? Can I- okay, so just talk? Cool.
Hey, I'm Joy. Joy Melody. I don't know how much Clever told you guys about me, but I just arrived in Ponyville. Clever is allowing me to stay at his place for now, and he seems really nice. I... am really amazed at what he has made. Anyways, I guess I'll hand it back off to Clever... here you go.
Thanks. Anyways, she seems really nice, sort of shy about herself (though nowhere near Fluttershy), but she gets really... eccentric. I haven't yet tried to study her yet, let's hope that stays that way. She's probably gonna make another post so she can talk about herself, but I just wanted to announce who she is!
-Clever and Joy
Hi! I already know you, Clever, so- Nice to meet you, Joy! I'm StageQuill.
1542533 Hi! I heard you are reeeeeallly nice, and I can't wait to see you someday! Where do you live?
She lives in Manehattan... I think.
Ahhh... That stinks.
Wait! You think you could use your Spiral-Cannon thingy to send me over there?
Hmm, I don't know... that thing hasn't even been charged once yet... Ah, who am I kidding? Sure! Let me get you some wings first so you can get back afterwards.
Yay! That would be amazing! I'll get ready right NOW!!
Wait! I don't- well, she's gone. Anyways, Stage, she will probably be coming to meet you soon. Once I charge up the Spiryo-Cannon, I'll just need her location, and bam, she'll be there. If you happen to notice a few small metalo-crystalline medallions on her, those are for safety precautions. She could get hurt during the travel, and things get bad very quick when she gets hurt. That's all you need to know about that, I can explain later. If she does get hurt, even a small cut, the medallions should do their work. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to charge up IM (Impossible Machine) 74 for her wings.
1542612 Great! I'm looking forward to it!
Hello joy
1547677 Hello! I am so happy to be with Clever right now! Who knows, I might even live here for a long time! Wait, what? -Clever whispers in her ear-
WHAT!!! That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!! Pen, are you that mare Clever talks about that IS basically the Doctor? That is so cool! I assumed he was just visiting you when he replied to us on that last post! Do you live in the TARDIS? How is it like? Also-
Joy, calm down for a second- you're gonna wreck the shop.
Whoo... anyways, just calm down. Sorry Pen, she is just really excited. She has heard a lot about you.
1547704
I don't know if I should be pleased
Yes I am the mare he has talked about, I do live in the TARDIS, it is very nice and homey actually. Right now we are traveling and looking for Gallifray.
1547710 Whoa. Gallifrey? That sounds really nice.
Wait... do you even know where it is? I mean, sure the TARDIS is powerful, but still,it would seem that if it's so advanced, it would be hard to find as a safety precaution, right?
Hmmm... It seems really fun, what you guys are doing. Maybe... maybe I could come with?
-laughs for a second- Heh, you'd like that, wouldn't you- Oh, Celestia, where are you going?!
-muffled- To the Doctor! This is going to be so amazing! -still galloping towards Spiryo-Cannon, which is starting to charge up at an alarming rate-
What?! Stop, you can't find them!! -gets to controls and starts to furiously operate them, trying in vain to deactivate the Cannon's scan procedure activated by Joy to find the TARDIS- Oh, come on! How does she do this? She hotwired the controls!!
Hey, Pen, I think Joy may be coming to you shortly. The Cannon is locked onto the TARDIS' power and will transport her there in a matter of seconds. Could you deactivate the shields protecting the TARDIS from intrusion? I don't want her to die out in space, thank you very much.
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you didn't hear us land did you?
We are outside your house right now
1547753 -sighs, then slams head against control panel- Well, no, I didn't. I sort of freaked out when Joy hotwired my machine. At least she is safe now. That was scary. -breathes heavily for a few more minutes-
Okay, coming out. I'll bring the Vortex Manipulator with me.
Seriously, though, who is this Harkness guy?
1547764
An old companion of the doctors who now lives forever and cant die because of something in the past that happened.
1547766 Wow.
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anyway, with that vortex manipulator, I will be able to track his DNA and teleport him to us.
Be careful of him
1547775 Wait, careful of ME? Or Mr. Harkness?
Also, any way me or Joy can help? I know for sure that Joy is bored out of her mind.
1547780
You are coming to help find Gallifray aren't you? Also he meant Jack Harkness
1547785 Yeah, wasn't sure if we could help with Gallifrey either. Anyways, I'll go tell Joy. That head-slam I did against the control panel must have switched off the power to the Cannon, she is probably sitting bored in the transmitter array barrel.
-walks into house, yelling for Joy-
1547789
You do that, I will just track his DNA now. *Magic*
1547798 -walks out with Joy in tow, now sporting a new set of ivory-shaded wings that seem slightly out of place with her fire-glow orange-yellow coat-
Joy, please stop using the BioGraft when I'm not with you, okay? Good.
Oh, hi guys! You must be Pen. Nice to meet you, you know my name already. So, what are you doing here?
Well, she said we could help with bringing her friend Harkness home, as well as finding Gallifrey.
-squeals-Yay! This is going to be SOOOOO fun! I can't wait! And these wings should help out pretty nicely as well. -color runs across her fur as her happiness grows, making her coat look like the dancing flames of a bonfire-
1547817
*Horn glows brighter and creates a bright light as she teleports in a dark blue Pegasus with an Orion cutie mark, a shock of light blue mane and tail and big blue eyes.*
...And if I may say...who are you guys?
1547826 Oh, hello, you must be Mr. Jack Harkness. My name is Clever Build, friend to Pen right here,
Hi! My name is Joy Melody. Clever is just letting me stay at his place for now. Also- -walks around Jack, checking him out- You look REEEAALLY nice! Where are you from! How long have you known the Doctor and Pen? And have you gone on adventures with them?
1547837
Well now aren't you a nosy cutie, like what you see? Your friend over there doesn't seem so bad either~
Cut it out Jack
You never let me have any fun doctor, and besides, I was just having fun~
*Sigh*
Anyways sweetheart, I have known them awhile and have gone on a few adventures with them, it is really fun two, being with two of my favourite people~
Cut it out.
1547855 -To Pen- Thank you for that. Is he always like that?
-While ignoring what just passed between Jack and Pen- Wow, that sounds really nice! So, are you gonna help Pen and us on our next adventure? We have to find Gallifrey.
1547885
Yes...he is.
I would love to come with such beautiful mares and stallions, but I am afraid I was in the middle of something when I was whisked away, and he was a lovely colt as well.
Sorry about that, here is your vortex manipulator *gives*
thank you, goodbye my dear *kisses Joy's front hoof which he had brought to his muzzle before teleporting out*
1547898 Wow, he's sure nice to me. Anyways, should we get going?
1547906
Yes...lets *pullws lever at control panel to go into time vortex*
1547917 -eyes slightly glow, scanning all the readings of power coming off of TARDIS- Whoo! This is quite the means of transportation you have here, Doc! The power this thing has is off the charts!
-holding onto a chair, bouncing wildly- WHEE! This is fun! Is it always this bumpy?
1548130
stop studying me
It was made for 6 time lords to pilot, I am just one pony, it is always this bumpy, sometimes less.
she would be powerful, with time and space throughout her heart.
1548135 Oh my- The TARDIS is conscious? This is amazing! I cannot believe that anypony, Time Lord or not, would be able to create THAT. Maybe this is... no, but it couldn't be grown. I have never heard of an organic machine, except for that one time with Endeavor 29... -shudders- Thank Celestia I got rid of THAT.
Sooo... Doc, how big is this TARDIS anyway? I mean, I know it is already huge, but just HOW big is it? And where are we going if you don't know where Gallifrey is?
1548376
The TARDIS is endless, it is able to make so many rooms. We are looking for Gallifray, we don't know where it is, but we are looking everywhere
The TARDIS had a little run in with something that wanted to take control of her before and put her into a human body where she was able to speak with the doctor, I just had to reverse that effect and make her able to speak in her machine.
That's my Sexy
Your making me feel uncomfortable, the way your talking about me that way
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Hmmm, so we just keep wandering until we find it? Are we even sure it exists in this time period? I mean, time stream and all, things could be really changed over there, and isn't Gallifrey so important that it would be a fixed point in time, making it impossible to travel there excepting a 1 in a million chance that would still drive us insane?
That... was surprisingly well thought-out, Joy. Just how long have you been thinking about that?
Umm... A few minutes?
...
I'm not even going to try to understand how that worked. -to Pen- I never told her this stuff. She sort of just knows it.
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That's normal, some people start to get a bit weird in the TARDIS they change over time sometimes. Right now Gallifray is stuck in a second, trapped in a single moment of time, we just have to find that moment and go there, Joy...I hate to ask, but do you think you could come to the control panel and see if you could find that moment with the TARDIS helping you?
she is almost as bad as Pinkie
1550291 -taken aback by the Doctor's comment- Hey, Doctor, I respect you and all, but you do NOT disrespect Joy. She is probably the best thing I have had in a long time.
-whilst ignoring Clever and Doctor- Okay! Let me see... -walks over to TARDIS control panel, thinking for a second. Her coat flares with color as she smiles at the amazing piece of technology in front of her- Gallifrey... Hmm, I think I got it. -after a moment of thinking- Yep! Found it! Let's go there now! -starts working the controls as if she were a natural, directing the TARDIS towards a small gap in the time stream-
1550310
Alright then...what exactly is with her coat doing that?
should I sonic her?
1550321 -takes Pen aside while Joy works the controls- Yeah, I was confused with that at first, too. Apparently, her name does not betray her. Her happiness level, or at least emotional experiences, are somehow linked to her bodily functions. i.e., when she gets really happy, she appears more vivid, and becomes extremely physically capable and smart. It also works the other way, if she is sad, she becomes weakened, and can sometimes even in extreme cases internally damage herself.
Alrighty! Hold on to something! -flicks the last switch, causing the TARDIS to shake as color dances across her coat, looking more than even like the flames of a fire, and an almost perceptible feeling of happiness permeates the room-
Ah, feel that? It's sort of a spillover effect. Always liked it.
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Lovely, now I am going to do something I learned while traveling with a human named Alyx ((comment warrior guy named listener in a private battle)) *Horn glows and surrounds her before splitting her in two and dissipating, leaving behind herself and a brown unicorn stallion with a short brown mane and tail and a watch cutie mark*
Always nice to be able to have my own body sometimes
1550352 Wow, that is impressive. Nice to finally see you by yourself, Doctor. -looks over at control panel- Do you think we should let Joy try to get the TARDIS through that small time gap? I mean, she is JOY after all.
1550361
If she will get away from them, the TARDIS can do it herself, but it takes a lot of energy for her to do
1550381 Yeah, I guess, I just get a little nervous seeing Joy do things that she should not know how to do. I'm always afraid that she'll hurt herself, and then... Well, we are all in trouble then. Let's just put it that way.
On another note, how long do you think it will be before we get to Gallifrey?
1550387
I don't know
Hate to be a killjoy; but I thought Joy Melody was rather dissonant.
1554017
No. You don't say that.
1554835 Oh, but I thought my comment was puntastical!
1555176 -eye starts to twitch erratically-
Stop. Just stop, Shattered. I WILL fight you.
1555340 Okay, for you: Cleaver Guild; I will stop.
(Okay, no seriously; this times the last. Unless we end up in a duel in comment warriors in which case it'll happen in the duel)
1555374 ((Yeah, we should do that sometime. All private battle style, ya know? Or maybe a together quest with wither me or Joy))
1555379 (Hm... That's a pretty good idea. Only question is when we should do it...)
1555386 ((Hmm, I'll get back to you on that.))