Need a script, please help.

So, im not doing a forensics group play-acting piece. And im not too happy with it. I am looking for a group piece, our group of 4, 1 girl and 3 guys. the acting skill is split between two semi skilled actors with better ability at expressing emotions and feelings. Myself and Our second male actor- well call him Rob.
Then there is the slightly less seasoned actors the female and third male actors, not well at doing accents, have some points to expressing emotion and feeling.

From that i am requesting a humorous group part, multiple parts are accepted, but no more than 5 or 6 total. There needs to be some sharp and dry, witty humor (i like it and its funny) Profanity to a minimum. At least 12 minuets in length and some what definite opening, climax and conclusion. Preferably, in a setting addressing a small audience or totally character-centric.

Either way, it needs to meet the requirements above, humor and emotion are a biggie

Ponies are a maybe, anthropomorphic if any at all.

Thanks for your help, and i will pay you if needed( but that means i need money and a credit card most likely)

Spread this around and i would like to have this before the first or second week of December AT THE LATEST.

Comments

[Bad Horse]

What is a forensics group play-acting piece? It sounds like a play about examining dead bodies.