• Member Since 7th Feb, 2012
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TheAussieBlue


I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

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  • 493 weeks
    I HAD A STROKE!

    No seriously! A full on stroke. Went to hospital and everything.

    Was not fun.

    Also, strokes tend not to have as much flailing as you'd think. More like twitching uncontrollably.

    But I'm okay now! Mostly.

    4 comments · 577 views
  • 517 weeks
    Why Are Things Taking So Long?

    "Hey, Aussie? When you gonna be done with a new chapter of The Virginal Princess?"

    "Silence Penultimo, my work as El Presidente is never done! Stupid protests..."

    "My... My name isn't Penultimo..."

    So, yeah, I bought me some Tropico 4 and 5, and now I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT! Stupid sizzling Latino beats.

    0 comments · 442 views
  • 527 weeks
    Difficulties With Low Brow Humour

    I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

    I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

    1 comments · 438 views
  • 535 weeks
    I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

    The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

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    1 comments · 468 views
  • 545 weeks
    Invasion of The Spider People

    The sun sat still in the sky, beating down with harsh heat onto brown dirt plains strewn with small boulders. Long green trees made up of a single trunk/leaf stretched up in thousands, hundreds of thousands, into the sky. Nestled in the shadows of two great, four legged shapes was a small compound. The compound stretched for some distance, and every space not filled with buildings and runways,

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Nov
19th
2013

Have You Ever... · 4:24am Nov 19th, 2013

...Found yourself unable to continue writing a story ecause you've just realized that a character is becoming a vocal point for YOU and that the story is now becoming an author tract?

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Comments ( 1 )

Yes.
I have deleated entire stories I was working on because of that.

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