Sketchy Hotels N' Pint-sized Texans, · 8:47pm Oct 26th, 2013
Day 2 of my Louisana trec, I finally made it to the worlds worst inn. There were like 5-6 guys on the 2nd floor drinking beer and partying like it was 1999... But thankfully I was only there for 3 minutes before I had go to the wake, there my tiny Texas cousins were drinking coffee, decaf (thank god) and we played a bunch of outdoor games while waiting for it to be time to leave. And while I was chatting with everyone, my cousins show up telling people to turn around, I ignore them then James shows up, (James is a slightly taller, slightly older, more Spanish version of me) smiling and he points at my shirt, I look down and see this monstrous grasshopper the size of my fist on my shirt and boy did I scream, I screamed so hard that someone might have as well kicked me in the balls so hard that it set me ablaze. Any way after that whole thing is ordeal is over I see the pint-sized terrors laughing there fucking heads off. After I got back to Garbadge dump McTrashy Trash I just open the door and fell asleep