Random jokes......hope ya laugh!

I went to the movie theater, and saw the prices for adults were 5$ and children 2.50$. So I said, "Give me two boys and girl."-Steven Wright

So I went to place a place that said "Breakfast any time!" So I ordered french toast during the Renaissance.

I went to the hospital for a speed reading accident, I hit a bookmark.

I called a wrong number i said "Hello is Joey their?" She said "Yes, he is." I asked, " Can I speak with him?" She replied, "No she's two months old." I replied "Alright, ill wait"

I thought I procrastinated until I met Whitney. She got a birthmark when she was eight.

A jet flew really close to my house. I was walking to my kitchen to my living room and the stewardess told me to sit down.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

I have two very rare photos. One of them is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is Norman Rockwell beating up a child.