Uuuuhhhh.... Hi? (introductions and a call to action)

Wow that intro was awkward... Sorry 'bout that, it's just, I'm new to the blog scene... Aaaaaaaaanywho. I guess I should properly introduce myself.

My name isn't important, it's nothing more than a label. But since I'm sure it's rude to not say it..... My name is Warm Devotion, but you can call me Devo or Facade. I live in South Texas (or Northern Mexico, as we're known), recently left football to pursue my studies. Don't get me wrong, I liked the sport and all... It's just that that didn't mix well with my college work (I've decided to get ahead). Sorry, I got side tracked, but isn't that the point of these? Idk... I'm currently in Meet in the Middle (aiding the special needs kids with the special olympics, hanging out with them, etc.), S.T.O.R.M (basically a super awesome Anime, Trading card, and Video Game club), Prose and Poetry UIL (self-explanatory), and looking into other events. My personality is.... "eccentric" as I like to say. Basically (from what I can gather) I'm a male, extra hyper, extra insane (I have the paperwork to prove it) version of Pinkie. I'm the most loyal motherbucker you'll ever meet, but if you cross anybody I care about, I'll end you in a heartbeat. I actually got to have a nice workout (brawl) with some dudes that were bullying some of my friends (Got-em).

Sooo... I guess that's all I'll share for now...

OR IS IT!?!?!
For those of you who were extra-dedicated and decided to press on in my rant, I thank you. Now... Let's talk about that call to action, huh?
To make a long story short, I'm always ready to help a friend in need. If you ever want a crazy person's feedback or maybe an outrageous plot twist from a tiny detail that you didn't even see coming (usually cause the detail is only real to me) I'm your man. If you maybe want to do a (literally) crazy collab... I'm still ready and rarin' to go... Buuuuuuuut... There's gonna be some problems. Namely, time and my sanity. Time in the sense of all the stuff I'm in (listed above). My weeks are shot, but over the weekend I'm all yours *seductive wink*. Even so, I'll still squeeze in some writing during the week because of the next issue, my sanity. Allow me to explain... I normally stay awake for 5-9 days straight then crash for 12 hours or so. It's pretty obvious how this'll affect my collab efforts. As time goes on, I'll lose my seriousness, get a bit more edgy, but my mindfuck writing skillz greatly improve (although my notes become harder to decipher). However, once I crash I'll be just fine. NOTE: I adore soul-crushingly sad endings. If I'm in, I want one... however that is up to you.

Enough of my weaknesses, how's about some strengths, huh? *flexes, arm droop* dammit...
In term of collabs, I'm much more give than take. Even at day 9, I'll still allow you most of the creative freedom, even if the idea was originally mine, I just want you to be happy. However, if I feel the fict is going away from where I wanted it to (originally) then I'll start putting up some fights. That's about it actually, I'm not gonna say if my writing is good or not, you guys subbed to me for one reason or another, I'll let you decide.

If you simply ask for a helping hand, I have one condition that must be met: Unless I am a legit co-author (like working on it with you since the beginning) YOu must take all the credit. As far as FIMfiction knows, I was never near your fict. If it's a legit collab, then sure. Include me, but it is ALWAYS optional.

Soooooo... I guess that's it.... Klovey'allbainao!!!!

Wait... There's a NSFW button? FOR BLOGS!?!?! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww<I have nothing against cloppers a surprising amount of my friends are cloppers>

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I finally managed to read through this with out an interruption!