Humans At The Top

Do you know why we, as humans, are at the top of the current food chain? Not because we're hard to kill (well, with the exception of "Will Badass for Food" Statham). We're not; we're little more than tasty flesh bags waiting for an errant horn or claw to spill our guts like a meat pinata. No, we're on top simply because we are so absurdly good at killing things ourselves. A good offense, as they say, is the best de-LOOK THERE'S A DUCK! MURDER IT!