FOR THE PONIET UNION! · 7:00pm Apr 24th, 2012

Hi again, everypony! It is time for us to make this blog post.
What for, boss?
To let everypony finally see WHAT we can do!
Ooh!

Okay, first: We are doing TWO things on Fimfiction:
a) Stalinviews
b) Art comissions
We shall write in detail about them a little lower. Now, Our Team!

Stalin the stallion
Your humble dictator. Parody on Stalin the Human at it's finest. I am leader of my creative team and "head" of it, heh-heh! My role in Stalinviews is making neutral comments, pointing plot holes and telling my thoughts about certain parts of your stories.

Pioneer Dash
Hi there! I am Pioneer Dash, and my role here is making ironic comments of certain parts of your stories and making fun of you! Heh, yep. I am so mean! Don't mess with me, or you'll get Pioneer-owned!

Misha
Hi! *hic* I am Misha, the russian drunken pet bear of Stalin here! Because you know, every russian have a drunk pet bear with them! I like vodka! And i know many games and other media, so i am making references to them in your stories! Also, i am making positive comments about certain parts of your story!

Okay, and now: our ocassional guest reviewers:

Discord
Heh-heh-heh! I am Discord, spirit of Chaos and Disharmony! I am reviewing every story that contains me, and I AM the cause of chaos in every story out here!

Cauterium
I am villian from Stalin's story "Dirge of Harmony". I can sometimes quit plotting for a day and help Stalin make a review on something. But beware: i am troll! And all my role in review is cold irony, sarcasm and making fun of you!

Bahamut
Greetings, mogrels! Thou am Dragon King Bahamut, most royal of the dragons! I decided to ocassionly drop into some stories containing kings or rulers to gift this Stalin mogrel my royal time.

There will be more guest reviewers, believe me! And now we presenting you our special human costumes for "human" tagged stories!

Isn't i beutiful in it?
Yes, you defenetely are! While i am looking 20% cooler in mine!
Hi guys!

....
WHAT THE HELL, MISHA?!?!
...What?
Oh... Just... Change this ostume. A.S.A.P.
Oh, okay...
How about this one?
Okay, that one is better. Let's remove this hot costumes and move forward!

STALINVIEWS!
Stalinviews are our real-time thoughts about your stories with jokes, references and criticizm. If we shall look at your stories, thumb up is guaranteed.
There are types of Stalinviews:
Type Requirements Meaning
Normal Less than 4 chapters Detailed look at each chapter
Blitz More than 4, less than 10 Detailed look at first three chapters and overall comment on the rest
Quick More than 10 chapters Just a huge-ass overall comment on your story

What we hate in fics:
- Gore. We are NOT reviewing Grimdark fics or fics with gore
- Sex. We are NOT reviewing fics with sex between ponies
- Lesbian relationship. We are NOT reviewing stories about those.

We won't review your story unless it have at least 70% more likes than dislikes

We won't review crossover stories with crossover subject we don't know

We are making one Stalinview per day. Check the Stalinview Queue below.

ART COMISSIONS
Yep. We are making those. You can find examples on my deviantart account: http://stalinthestallion.deviantart.com/

We are NOT drawing gore and sex. Don't even ask.
We are making one art per day. Chack art queue below.

PAYMENT
What? Of course it's not free. But i shall never take money from you as a payment.
Payment for either Stalinview or Art comission is simple: if you wanna get something, you must give something in return. Payment i need is to read my story and comment about it. Preferably, as a review.

Faces for me to copy codes easily:
Normal:
Question:
Facehoof:
Costume: