NEWS · 3:59am Jul 23rd, 2013
"HOLY SHIT TWO BLOG POSTS IN ONE HOUR GODDAMN SLIVER"
First up, Kate Middleton has given birth to a boy. Since William is a full member of the royal family and Kate is a "commoner", does that mean the kid is a half-blood?
George Zimmerman has apparently rescued four people from an overturned vehicle. I guess this is his way of saying "sorry for shooting Trayvon".
Partygoers have been accused of killing a sheep by setting it on fire in New Zealand. They probably thought fucking them wasn't gross enough.
UK Prime Minister David Cameron is attempting to block online porn in the UK by getting internet service providers to block it by default. I don't even have a joke for this. Censorship isn't funny.
And pretty much everyone involved in two soccer games which ended in 79-0 and 67-0 scores has been banned for life. Wow, I can understand getting pissed off when your team does horribly, but come on.
Also, I have managed to track down my mum and my microwave. My mum took our new microwave back to the store in exchange for another one because she said it was a terrible microwave.
I need a life
Who needs a life when you have FIMFICTION?
...We do.
1229284 I don't