This Has Been A Weird Morning

>be me
>wake up in the morning feeling not like P Diddy, but like Winehouse
>decide to go onto iPad
>charger cord catches on a glass
>glass falls
>glass breaks
>glass all over the floor
>fuck me right
>cats keep trying to go into my room and eat the glass
>scare them off
>get hungry
>go to kitchen to get some cereal
>wait
>the microwave is gone
>so is mum
>wat do

Seriously the fucking microwave is gone

Where the fuck is the microwave

Comments

[Dunsparce]

I can smell a fic idea with the missing microwave.

[Sliverfish]

1229199 You would be correct. The next installment in Sliverfish's Selection of Shitty Short Stories will involve the tragedies one goes through when they lose their microwave.

[Regidar]

>wat do

cry
it's what I do when something goes wrong

[Sliverfish]

1229224 I usually just lie on the floor and stay silent until someone comes and fixes the problem. Either that or get off my ass and fix it. But I don't like going near broken glass, so I'll just wait for someone to clean it up.