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  • 470 weeks
    Why he left the Stable

    Stable spun around and changed the subject entirely, "Do you know why I left the Stable in the first place?" His head tilted to the side and his ear twitch returned, giving him the look of a madpony Grafton and Ditz teased him about whenever he got himself worked up.

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  • 472 weeks
    Love Hurts

    Shining Armor saw Chrysalis stop walking out of the corner of his eye. Turning around, she was staring at the path, her ears pinned to her head, which was dropping, her half opened eyes looked pained. She took his hoof in her own.

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  • 499 weeks
    Hat

    Incredible news Ladies and Gentlemen. Articuno, my Mistress, has a Hat.
    Your eyes do not deceive you, it is true, I have placed the greatest accessory upon her head. Just in time for Christmas too.
    We're still doing that this year right? Screw it, I am.

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  • 502 weeks
    Good Greif! I messed up bad this time!

    I just published my newest 'riveting' tale, 'Agape' a few hours ago. The response has been far less than I expected.
    I don't know what I did wrong! Okay, I made a 20k word chapter. Is it THAT big of a deal? I split it into two now but it's not the same.

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  • 526 weeks
    Attention Whore

    Why must I care so much?
    On my days off I find myself logging onto fimfiction every half hour looking for chapter updates, PM's, responses to my comments and comments on my stories.
    Why...I hate it when people greet me at work, so why online do I want to be the Centaur of Attention like Tirek?

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Jul
21st
2013

Filthy Thoroughbreds · 12:46pm Jul 21st, 2013

It really grinds my gears when I see two pegasi, two earth ponies or two unicorns shipped together. The way I see it, it's limiting the genetic diversity of any children the two of them may have.
The Apple family seems to be great perpetrators of this act; the family photo had one pegasi and every-one else was an earth pony. I ship Big Mac with a pegasi, Applejack with a unicorn and Applebloom gets a Changeling boyfriend when she gets to college. Wings and horns may be recessive traits in pony DNA but having them in the first place promotes genetic diversity, and since when did a dog being a mutt make him/her less than perfect? My sisters dog is a german shepherd/saint bernard mutt and she is the sweetest, gentlest dog you'll meet. Only breeders care about such things and Celestia is no tyrant who chooses who her citizens "breed" with.
In short, the Apple family being ranchers know genetic diversity is good for crops, and they are changing their own ways unless they DO have unicorn and pegasi mates already. Look for the phrase "filthy horoughbred" in my upcoming stories, no promises.

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