Two Brand Spankin' New Updates · 2:41am Jul 18th, 2013
They said it couldn't be done. They said I was a fool for trying. Well?... Who's the crazy bastard now, hmm?? That's right.
Bam! New Contrail update coming right at you. It's everything you've come to expect from me, plus, for your added perusing pleasure, a condensed chapter for those of you who just can't find the time to read a 10,000 word Goliath.
In other news, MerlosThePissed is out with a new update for Abortion, so I command you to read that.
Check out both of them and tell us how we did in the comments! Also follow me and all of your wildest dreams will come true! Well, maybe not all of you, but mine will anyway. On the horizon, I've got a new story I'm working on about a girl losing her job when her boss decides to outsource jobs to equestrians. It's much more slice of life than I've ever done, but still a lot of humor for any of you who know me through my comedy stuff.
Anyways, have a nice night and stay classy Fimfiction.
Well tickle my anus and call me Samantha.
It's a new update!
How dare you besmirch my beautiful story's good name.