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TheAussieBlue


I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

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  • 493 weeks
    I HAD A STROKE!

    No seriously! A full on stroke. Went to hospital and everything.

    Was not fun.

    Also, strokes tend not to have as much flailing as you'd think. More like twitching uncontrollably.

    But I'm okay now! Mostly.

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  • 517 weeks
    Why Are Things Taking So Long?

    "Hey, Aussie? When you gonna be done with a new chapter of The Virginal Princess?"

    "Silence Penultimo, my work as El Presidente is never done! Stupid protests..."

    "My... My name isn't Penultimo..."

    So, yeah, I bought me some Tropico 4 and 5, and now I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT! Stupid sizzling Latino beats.

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  • 527 weeks
    Difficulties With Low Brow Humour

    I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

    I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

    1 comments · 437 views
  • 535 weeks
    I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

    The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

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  • 545 weeks
    Invasion of The Spider People

    The sun sat still in the sky, beating down with harsh heat onto brown dirt plains strewn with small boulders. Long green trees made up of a single trunk/leaf stretched up in thousands, hundreds of thousands, into the sky. Nestled in the shadows of two great, four legged shapes was a small compound. The compound stretched for some distance, and every space not filled with buildings and runways,

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Jul
18th
2013

Deleted Scene for I Am War PT12 · 2:29am Jul 18th, 2013

The following segemt was completely cut out. Basically, because halfway through writing it I realized that it made Shining Armour look like a whingy ponce.

It didn’t take long for Shining Armour to approach. Shining, however, was not what anypony would exactly call presentable; his armour was poorly fitted, his mane was a tussled mess, and he obviously hadn’t cleaned himself before work.

“So then,” Shining said, scratching his ear with a hoof, “What’s going to happen today?”

“Well,” Excolotis mulled, “Seeing as leaving the castle is a bad idea... You will have to undertake the endurance test by yourself. That’s a ‘the guard’ you, by the way, not an ‘alone’ you.”

Shining burped, “Yes well, I’ll see if I can get on with it,” he held up a toothpick in his magic and began to pick at his teeth. “I’ll get on with it in a few days.”

“Are you trying to make me angry?’ Excolotis crossed his arms, “Because it’s working.”

“What does it matter?” said Shining, throwing away the tooth pick with a scowl, “You’re obviously going to replace me.”

Excolotis blinked, “what?”

“Oh come on,” growled Shining, “You show up, and Celestia just jumps at the opportunity to have you in charge. I’m leaving soon and she wants someone to take the job. I’m a joke after the Changelings made it obvious that I’m incompetent, and the nobility have no faith in me.”

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