My morning

So I was up until 5 (I seriously couldn't sleep), and I already told my brothers to wake me at 12. I'm okay with my amount of sleep.
I get woken up to my little brother telling me that someone is on the phone for me. I pick it up and hear in a relatively monotone voice,
"Hello this is sergeant Johnson, I'm looking for Michael Tennison."
I then perk the fuck up cause that's either marines, air force, or army, and I only even consider the air force.
Turns out he was army, fuck that noise.