First version sucked. Second version is better! The new and improved story! Still with the hijinks, still with mayhem,. just a bit more coherent and better written.
With respect to the Germans and people from the Scandanavian countries (and hence their orgasmitastic different languages for metal), I think the Russians have youall beat.
Ever have one of those days where you just feel awesome? Today is one of those days for me.
First off, bought a new car. Now, I got fired from my old job soon after my Subaru Outback completely fucking died, so I have been mooching off of my family cars for the past two months. Now I am goig to be driving a brand new Ford Focus. Brand fucking new.
With respect to the Germans and people from the Scandanavian countries (and hence their orgasmitastic different languages for metal), I think the Russians have youall beat.
I don't know how I got here, nor do I care, and I just wanted to say your opinion is false; Faroese is best heavy metal language. Do not bother writing a rebuttal, I have my fingers firmly planted in my ears and my eyes are looking elsewhere; my opinion is law and it cannot be challenged.
Challenging me is... unwise, you cannot comprehend the magnitude of the acts I am capable of. So, the question is not 'you wanna go' but rather; are you ready to go?
I don't know how I got here, nor do I care, and I just wanted to say your opinion is false; Faroese is best heavy metal language. Do not bother writing a rebuttal, I have my fingers firmly planted in my ears and my eyes are looking elsewhere; my opinion is law and it cannot be challenged.
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Bitch, you wanna go? I'll kick you so hard in the nuts that they'll reach the moon.
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Challenging me is... unwise, you cannot comprehend the magnitude of the acts I am capable of. So, the question is not 'you wanna go' but rather; are you ready to go?
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It is equally unwise to fuck with a woman's metal, SO BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Just fuckin' try it!
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!
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Well, shit, I have no words; except...
RAAAAAAWWWWRR