Meet the Writer...

Hey look, buddy, I'm a writer. That means I solve problems.
*mouse click*
Not problems like "Who is best pony?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
*double mouse click*
I solve practical problems.
*keyboard typing*
Fr'instance, how am I going to get a cover art for my story when I cannot find an artist that can provide good quality art free of charge in a timely manner?
*hard drive whirring*
The answer...
*more mouse clicks*
...is the GNU Image Manipulation Program. And if that don't work...
*even more mouse clicks*
...use more GIMP.
*waits for changes to load*
Like this haphazard, tweaked-up, little ol' number conceptualized by me...
*more mouse clicks*
...designed by me...
*saves image*
...and no, I won't make any for you...

P.S.
Round two for EQD. Wish me luck

Comments

[epicn00b]

*walks in front of Meet the Reviewer text*
Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
*cuts to comments on terribly-written story*
*typing* "Yo, this sucks."
*cuts back to reviewer*
Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?
*back to comments, where the bad author is flaming the reviewer, then back to the reviewer*
Basically, kind of a big deal!
*to the comments again, where the reviewer is replying to the bad author's enraged outlash, then back to the reviewer*
Oh man, that grammar's perfect.
*back in the comments, the bad author's dismissing the reviewer as just a hater. Once again, back to the reviewer*
You listenin'? Okay - grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? *pokes camera* I review bad stories.
*to the comments again! The reviewer is destroying the bad author's argument as the camera cuts back to the reviewer again*
I'm a form o' art!
*in the comments, the reviewer edits his comment to wreck the bad author even further, before the reviewer appears on camera again*
If you tried to review what I've reviewed, you'd be f**kin' brain-dead!
*cuts to comments one last time, where the bad author's deleted his fanfic*
WOOOO!