I maed dis 4 u · 12:51am May 2nd, 2013
Recently was on a Rarity x Kurt Cobain thread started by the Great and Fapulous Regidar.
I just had to write this.
>Kurt felt lonely one day.
>He felt lonely a lot of days.
>Sometimes he wished he had a friend to talk to.
>One day, a pony poof'd out of nowhere.
"Hello, I'm Rarity," said the pony. "I'm here to make you less lonely."
>Kurt now had a friend.
>Kurt was happy, and talked all day with Rarity.
>One day, Rarity was gone.
>Kurt felt sad. He didn't want to be without Rarity.
>Kurt wished for Rarity to be back.
>Suddenly, Kurt was poof'd to Equestria.
>Kurt saw Rarity waiting for him.
"I asked Princess Celestia to bring you with me, so we can be friends."
>Kurt was very happy, and lived happily ever after with Rarity.
>Princess Celestia went to Earth and found a homless man on the street.
>She shot him in the face with a gun.
>Celestia put the body in Kurt's home to explain how Kurt went to Equestria.
>Nobody cares about homeless people.
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