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Bandit Keith


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  • 577 weeks
    HAHAHA

    I AM BACK MORTAL FOOLS, NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!!!

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    my game night well buck

    So I invited NightMare, Chrysalis, Sombra, Metamorphosis, Tirek, Grogar, Fluffle Puff, and Smooze over to CHAOS ISLAND to play games. Grogar brought his lapdog Bray. I loath him. He's nothing but a kiss flank.
    First game we played was cards. Everything was fine intel Fluffle Puff ate the cards.Next was poker. I cleaned the table.
    Then we played Candy Land some how Chrysalis won.

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Apr
9th
2013

HAHAHA · 12:12am Apr 9th, 2013

I AM BACK MORTAL FOOLS, NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!!!

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Comments ( 12 )

First off, fan of your work, second, why?

992271 Why follow the cliché of asking for virgins? Every other evil/dark god asks it, and it just... MAKES SENSE (Dun dun duuuun!)

992289 I AM HUNGRY AND HORNY THAT'S WHY, NOW BRING THEM TO ME!!!

992301 Sorry, my mom's bodyguard is the only one I know, and that's cause he's gelded. ask someone else.

992321GREETINGS LUNA, HOW IS YOUR STALKER?

992344
Thankfully our diligent nightguard hath been able to keep the fiend from our castle, tis a great relief we must admit.

992352 WELL THAT'S GOOD. HOW'S YOUR SISTER? " HAS SHE LOST HER HEAD " OR " IS LIFE TAKING A BIG BITE OUT OF HER TIME " ?

992374
*Luna gazes curiously through the interdimensional Skype chat cam*
Our sister be relatively fine, a little overworked one could say... but otherwise fit. Why doth thou ask?

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