I am now being stalked by Satan · 5:43am Mar 29th, 2013
User ID: 20,666
Satan is watching me on fimfiction
my phone number is *** 0666
and my cable keeps going to channel 666 whenever i try to change it
and my rooms tempature just dropped considerbly
Do you see dead ponies??
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vess
Oh poor you... wait, I don't care.
1108688
Thats nice but the thing is me and Satan have talked and we've become good friends so I get to determine some peoples fate
or ive gone crazier
1108697
I actually used to work in the Exorcist business... I still talk to my contacts...
You might be crazy by the way, satan doesn't really 'become friends' with people.
And it's Anpu that decides the fates of people.
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well its more of I just tell him the people I really "like" and he will send them with me to where ever I go when I die
1108707
Well isn't that lovely... at least you didn't make a deal with a hell hound... You haven't seen any hell hounds have you?
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I'm not going to answer that
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Your choice friend.