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On Random · 12:57am Mar 29th, 2013
I have been teaching a friend of mine randomness. He failed.
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Aye, but you cannot teach random, without first teaching insanity. This is my way of life, and I am stuck in its simplicity. If you can find no exit, then you're not trapped, for there's no entrance for you to have come through. If you find nothing barring your path, be wary for you've taken a wrong turn. If you see light at the end of the tunnel, turn and run away, a train's coming, and it might kill you.
954915 yes but you see, Insanity can corrupt others can it not? So if I corrupt at the same pace I teach, I win and everyone else loses.
954924 Yes and no. I've gained my sanity by embracing the fact I'm insane. I live to live and die to live, and yet I stay the same. How is it that chaos is orderly? because by becoming insane, a chaotic force such as me first realizes the nature of sanity, and sees for himself the true potential of chaos and order both. Coupling this with my schizophrenia, ADHD, MPD, paranoia, and OCPD, and I've got the best balancing factors for everything that could possibly harm my center of balance. The corn pops, therefore I'm late. The sugar rushes, therefore I sleep. The clock ticks, therefore I cook and clean. It's a chaotic mess of orderly conduct, each disjointed but culminating in a single entity that makes up me.
954941 Ah yes, the concept of self & sanity. Sanity can only be achieved by chaos, forming insanity. Reality is relative, how is someone insane? The "self" that you are forms your sanity. The "insane" man does not walk up to the asylum and ask to be a patient. How does he know he is "insane"? That is his "self". If you asked someone in a mental hospital, (most) would say "I'm not insane!" because that is their "self" and therefore completely normal. Some might even say that you are insane. "Insanity" is everywhere already, as is Eris.
954976 Aye, Insanity comes in many forms, and in many styles, but one thing is certain:
Insanity is what happens when you break free of the bonds placed in your mind by the laws of conformity, by civilaztion itself. If you grow up to become wise, and you don't let education taint you, then you can do twice as much as one with an education-addled mind, because while they know what they're doing, they only know what they are doing. If you are insane, wise, and have the knowledge, you can devise newer, more efficient ways of doing, as I've done. Most people when folding cake boxes take twelve to sixteen seconds to fold a single box. I can fold two and a half boxes in twelve seconds, and three in sixteen. How is that possible? Because I fold them my way. I fold all the sides at once instead of one at a time. I slip the notches together as I close the box, not before or after. I do it in two fluid motions, because to do it in more motion is to stop the flow of motion. I can create, because I can destroy, of course. Cupcake boxes are even easier. I can make thirteen in thirty-one seconds. Boxes never run out at the bakery I work at when I'm on the job!
955094 Are you advertising at me?
955095 I would be, but I don't self-advertise. I've never advertised my own fics, even when it would be appropriate. If people want to read my shit, they'll find it on their own.
955099 yeah. nevertheless, I like Mello Yello
for some reason I really wanted to use Photo Finish.
955107 Mello ello's okay, though I still like Mr. Pibb.
955119 Neh.
On one hand: I have no school tomorrow.
On the other: I can't see my friends.
In this dilemma, should I sleep in or stay up or draw all day?
955127 Sleep in and Draw. You can do both, of course.
Me? I have to go do yard work . After that, I'm going to a friend's to stay the night and play video games. We'll probably dance like a couple of idiots for a while, and then he'll start writing more for his fic or drawing more ponies while I put in Skyrim. If not that, then I'll drag him into a game of Zombies. Because zombies is awesome.
955134 So unfair, you can go to houses! My speaker wears a beanie.
955142 lol, I envy your speaker, then. My lamp used to wear a beanie, but it was a bit too much for her. I shouldn't have been embarrassing her the way I was, but alas, I'm naive at times, and her embarrassment caused her to melt, and the beanie fared no better.
955163 The beanie kinda looks like a gourd. see? My lamp was a secret agent, and melted under the pressure
[img]file:///K:/PICTURES/CAMERA/20130330180630.jpg[/img]
damn it won't work [img]file:///K:/PICTURES/CAMERA/20130330180630.jpg[/img]
955196 Can't see the pic, I don't have a drive called K: on my laptop.
955234 AAAAAGH, even I can't see it, and the camera is still plugged in! Lemme try with a different drive, for some reason I really want to show you. See if this works: [img]file:///CAMERA/20130331065124.jpg[/img]
956147 lol nope. Get either Dropbox or imageshack.
957304 I give UP. Oops, did a caps.
957929 lol, it's okay.
958459 Totally random, but marvin is mean. He called me a slut.
958894 Then kick Marvin in the balls.
959199 But I only see him at school and ISS is boring!
959356 Heh. At my High School, me and the security guard Mr. Guy (No, seriously. His name was Robert Guy. At least his first name wasn't 'Black', eh?) would play Gin Rummy whenever I was in Detention or ISS. I finally beat him with 6,450 points to his 5,830. I didn't get in ISS often, and when I did, it was only because Whatever had happened was something not even he could help clear up.
960646 Lucky you. I get in ISS all the time. The vice principal (we call her Princess Stewart) just stares at me trying to be intimidating. Oh, this is kinda offensive, even though it shouldn't be, but I'm the most dangerous student in the school, and the actual principal (Princess Guinn) can't minimize her solitaire and ask questions like: "How were you feeling when the problem started?".
961058 lol
I play Solitaire sometimes. It's fun when you're playing it in 'Speed mode'. Basically, you take as little time as possible to take your moves, which means you always need to remember where your cards are. You're more likely to lose that way, but still. That makes it even greater when you win. My Solitaire score (yes, I've kept track) is 247 wins to 263 loses. Not a bad ratio, really. In Speed mode, I'm at 73 wins and 148 loses.
961081 Solitaire's fun, but I hate timed games.
961133 lol. There's no timer, it's just move as fast as possible. Sometimes, I'll take up to three minutes to make a move in Solitaire. Speed Mode usually gets me down to 30-45 seconds.
961150 yeah, but that amounts to a timer a move.