Need a one-shot Trixie fic · 1:51am Mar 18th, 2013
Since the "The Great and Powerful Trixie reads Nyarlathotep" video was such a success (though for the life of me I can't imagine why). I've decided to do another one, but this time with a different twist on it.
For this video, Trixie will be reading a fanfiction staring herself, as narcissistic people with large egos would do. However, I want a special kind of fic for this one.
Basically what I want to have happen is to have Trixie reading a fanfic starring herself and just have her be utterly shocked and repulsed by what she is reading (think what would happen if Pinkie Pie ever read cupcakes. That is the reaction I'm going for).
As it stands however, I am at a loss of possible fanfics that I can have Trixie read that could incite such a reaction (that are one shots at least). Which is why I am asking for suggestions from you guys. 
Recommend me a good fanfic starring Trixie that I can have her read and be shocked by.
Requirements for suggestions:
1.) It has to star Trixie (duh)
2.) It has to be a one shot (I'm not about to read something that is several chapters long in Trixie's voice)
3.) It must be something that the character Trixie would be simply shocked and appalled to read (like Pinkie Pie reading Cupcakes).
4.) It needs to be funny, or at the very least be able to incite a reaction in Trixie that would be funny. (I'm not gonna do this if its boring or a chore to get through for me or the listen to. My aim at the end of the day is to make you all laugh so yeah).
5.) Absolutely under no circumstances will I read this story.
Clopfics are acceptable.
Also don't worry I'm not gonna have Trixie stop reading and rage quit the story just cause of her reaction, I am gonna read it all the way through.
So yeah, give me some good ones friends. 
Got a perfect one right here!
How'd you know I'd suggest Trixie's Funhouse? Damn.
This is a chore. These should suit your fancy.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28737/sonic-friendship-is-eternal-the-stalker
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=816&warning=9
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=863&warning=9
Hm. Well, I don't know any the G&PT one-shots. I barely know any G&PT stories. The only one I can think of is the Piano Man, but that has 12 chapters and a sequel. Not what you're looking for. Plus it's not really about Trixie, anyway.