Everything was perfect. I cannot even start, and I am reduced to making noises of general surprise and jubilance. The best Worst Pony became the worst Best Pony. It was all I ever wanted and so much more.
After some careful deliberation, I have decided to revise much of it. Nothing important will be changed, but hopefully I can snag most of the grammer issues that are in the first dozen or so chapters. And the chapters after that. And so on. Hence, the slight delay for the currant one.
What is this? No, really, what? Where are my total views and crap? Why has the rating bar become weird and numberless? Why did it take me five minutes to tell where my email was? Why can I not update my story?
Click your heels 3 times and say "There's no GUI like old"?