60 Follower One-Shot 1 · 12:20am Mar 14th, 2013
It's the first one shot for my 60 follower special, with the idea submitted by Cometandaqua.
1. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Luna, Comet Nope.
2. Canterlot Castle
3. Video Game Controller, Tom the rock, Celestia Voodoo doll
4. "What fourth wall?" -Pinkie
5. Banana
6. Let's make Tia dance like an idiot. [insert Discord here]
7. DotA, CaramellDansen
Luna's Super Secret Let's Play 2
By Luna Plays Minecraft
"Luna, glad I could be here for your third let's play!" Rainbow Dash said happily, putting rainbow stickers on her video game controller.
"Yes, let's just hope Celestia doesn't find out about this one." Discord told them, and continued... making a doll that looked like Celestia?
"It's alright, Tia is having one of her tea parties with her dolls again." Luna stated, and finished hooking up the large TV screen. "There, all done. We can star-"
"HieveryponywhatareyoudoingimsoboredcanIpleasehangoutwithyou?" A blur of pink came out of nowhere, earning a disapproving glare from Luna.
"Pinkie, did you break the fourth wall again?" The princess of the night asked.
"What fourth wall?" Pinkie Pie inquired.
"What? Never mind. Come on Pinkie, you can play with us. We were about to play Mario Karts." The navy blue alicorn sighed, and handed pinkie a controller. Rainbow Dash forced them to play on the rainbow path, and they all played as themselves(Technically, they're all famous, so they are all in the game). It started off... interestingly...
Rainbow Dash crashed into Pinkie Pie, Discord got kicked for hacking, and Luna... well, she was still in the game. With her competition far behind her, she raced to the finish line, completing the first lap. But then, another player joined the game. Luna would have noticed the screaming in the background, but she was, "In the zone." The new player raced by in a blur, leaving Luna in the dust. And to make matters worse, the new player kept lapping Luna! Morale of the story is that Luna lost. Badly.
Luna turned to face this new player, eyes filled with hatred, and came face to face with....Her sister! Celestia sat on the couch next to Luna, eating a banana.
"IT'S OLD MAN CELESTIA! EVERYPONY RUN!" Dash screeched, and Luna and Dash started running around in panic. But Discord was having none of that! He pulled out his Celestia doll, and began moving it around. To Dash and Luna's surprise, Celestia copied the doll's exact moves.
"What have you done, Discord?" Celestia snapped.
"Well, I met up with my dear friend Pinkamina from the friendship is witchcraft universe, which is wonderfully chaotic with its- wait, that's another story, never mind, anyway- So she taught me a neat little trick to making voo doo dolls! And when I heard about Luna's upcoming let's play, I knew this was the perfect defense against you." Discord chuckled. "But don't worry everypony, I'm not finished yet." With a snap of his fingers, music began to play.
Celestia unwillingly raised her front hooves around her head, and began swaying side to side, dancing to the beat. Rainbow Dash and Luna began laughing uncontrollably, while Celestia spat some nasty things at Discord. Luna stopped laughing, and bore a look of realization on her face. She quickly pulled out some of her special moonshine labeled 'For emergencies such as Celestia getting really pissed off at you.'
"She won't remember a thing." Luna explained, and Celestia was forced to down the whole thing.
"This is really starting to seem illegal..." Dash said nervously.
"This was never legal." Discord told the cyan pegasus.
"What if we go to jail?" Dash started to panic.
"Rainbow, i'm princess of the night. You aren't going to jail." Luna said in attempt to calm down the pegasus.
"I made cupcakes!"Pinkie suddenly yelled, pulling out a tray of freshly baked cupcakes. Dash, Luna and Discord exchanged a look.
"What flavor?" Luna asked.
"Cupcake flavor." Pinkie said mysteriously.
"We shall try one." She said after an awkward silence, and took one off of the tray, her companions doing the same.
"Huh. If I didn't know any better, I'd say these taste like flesh. But still good!" Discord told the pink mare in delight. Pinkie chuckled nervously, but they kept eating.
So, they spent the rest of the night feasting on cupcakes.
The End!
Why
I love that song. I was introduced to it a couple of years back, and it can always make me smile. This was hilarious. Great job!
916430 Whatever do you mean
I have created a box on my page for all of these one-shots that I find amusing and great. I hope to add many more to the list.
HHahaha!! Great job Luna! That was hilarious!
And thus one more reason was born on why I love reading your stories.
916606 I'm glad you enjoyed it and didn't notice that I forgot to include Tom
916482 why would
They...ate...the....cupcakes....
best one shot ever I still will pay you in mustaches