Dees one is not mine, but changelings are cool so...
Also not as good as my ideas, but I'd bet at least ten whole* people would want to read something like this.
*No fraction- or decimal-people, that would be weird.
Edit: AND NO F*CKING LOGARITHM PEOPLE EITHER
Log of peeple.
857797 I F*CKING HATE LOGARITHMS
859352 Imaginary peeple.
859401 Those are fine. Try to figure out the complex people, though...