Stories of best mailmare

Derpy delivers intercontinental(?) mail on a regular basis, not just Ponyvillian mail.
Has competition. Lots of mail to deliver, some do it faster than others.
Perhaps small intro plot about struggles.
Derpy finds some sort of device, perhaps a teleporter, that allows her to deliver said mail very quickly. She doesn't tell anyone about her find.
Potential for subplots regarding mishaps encountered while learning to use it.
Derpy becomes best mail-mare. She can deliver with incredible speed, and rises to the top of the imaginary worldwide mail delivery system.
Insert random plots.
An ending must come inevitably. Perhaps the teleporter malfunctions (power failure, circuitry gone bad, bad shift to a 2D universe, etc) or a government seizes the item, whatever. Or it could just become stories of best mail-mare. Whatevs.

Comments

[Mindblower]

And moon pegasi.

[Flutterstrucked]

Haha, I dun know why, maybe I've just read too many tings that had Dr.who(oves), and when I read this Tardis, Tardis, Tardis was all that struck my mind.......Darn But mannnnnnnnnn, Dem Space Rocks mannnnnnnnnnnnnn( Dun know, guess it''s my lack of sleep, I mean seriously I'm strating to actually rely on one of my friends in Precal...I'm Basically the most dumb smart person in my class......and I'm starting to get used to it...Well maybe not the most, but close. I still hate how I managed to lose all my honors classes to somehow end up getting something of that category in my Difficult subject....I miss AP Lit.....)

[Bongoro7]

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Yus. Teleporter mishap causes Derpy to go to the moon and find moon pegasi feeding on moon bananas and other moon fruit.
Or maybe pony santa lives on the moon and she was delivering a full batch of fillies' and colts' ... Wait, no. That's Hearth's Warming Eve. Damn.