Join X-COM today and save Equestria from the alien invation · 4:34pm Mar 9th, 2012
To join the Extraterrestrial Combat Unit you must be signing a lifetime contract.
Here is the contract:
Welcome to X-COM upcoming soldier/pilot/scientist/engener/medic.
But you will not be alowd in X-COM if you not cooperate whit us.
You do as Commander Kim F. says or get executed on the spot!
That is the first rule. You must also know that your pay check is given to you at the end of each month.
You will risk your life in battle soldier and if you die in battle you is honored as a warhero. But if you betrey your
wepon brother/sister you get executed. You are not alowd to quit X-COM or ells you must pay fore all equipment
you have used. If it gets you overhead whit hormone in the base and try to reproduse whit one in the X-COM staff bouth will be executed. The pegasus soldiers are not alowd to fly high aboe the battle field (to easy to get hit in the air by a UFO). Unicorns are not aloud to teleport around (our equipment is not functional after a teleport and recertch is going to find a way to prevent this from hapening).
Now sign the contract.
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X-COM Commander Kim F.
I have not made these pictures and I don't know who did them.
Welcome to X-COM upcoming soldier/pilot/scientist/engener/medic.
But you will not be alowd in X-COM if you not cooperate whit us.
You do as Commander Kim F. says or get executed on the spot!
That is the first rule. You must also know that your pay check is given to you at the end of each month.
You will risk your life in battle soldier and if you die in battle you is honored as a warhero. But if you betrey your
wepon brother/sister you get executed. You are not alowd to quit X-COM or ells you must pay fore all equipment
you have used. If it gets you overhead whit hormone in the base and try to reproduse whit one in the X-COM staff bouth will be executed. The pegasus soldiers are not alowd to fly high aboe the battle field (to easy to get hit in the air by a UFO). Unicorns are not aloud to teleport around (our equipment is not functional after a teleport and recertch is going to find a way to prevent this from hapening).
Now sign the contract.
Blue light XXX
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What happens now?
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A PM in on your soldier/engeneer/pilot/scientist or medic's personality, aperens and spice plus backstory. And I will see how I can get you in a good way. I will send it to Ghrathryn so he also knows about it.