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ZeroInfinity


Writer, philosopher, gamer, and suprisingly, not a brony. Don't like the series enough for that, but I have found some stories here that make me chuckle or otherwise be amused.

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Mar
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2012

A Treatise Extension 1 · 2:54am Mar 9th, 2012

Browsing the web, I found one of the fallacies I forgot. This one's pretty important, and also has hilarious consequences and potential for a hilarious joke story.

E1: When you die you go to Equestria
This is a perfectly fine setup, honestly. The flaw comes into play when you realize just how many people have died. Literally so many people have died that I believe Equestria would have SO MANY HUMANS that there would literally be no oxygen left for all of them. In addition to this, you would have Hitler, Stalin, Vlad the Impaler, every single rapist and serial murderer. If you consider the vastness of our universe, every dead ALIEN would likely go to Equestria as well... And if you describe it as the heaven of the afterlife, then there are still enough people going there that your magical Sue is not going to be the first, nor are they going to be the second, nor even within the first hundred. Besides the fact if EVERYONE who died went there, then the entirety of Equestria would be covered in a SEA of humans. If you say only the people who want to go there can go there, I'm pretty sure at least one brony has died, but it's somewhat more realistic considering the current interpretation of MLP hasn't been around long enough for people with naturally-expiring lifespans to choose it. Those dying from accidents, murder, cancer and other causes who can cut your life short, however...

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Literally so many people have died that I believe Equestria would have SO MANY HUMANS that there would literally be no oxygen left for all of them.

Okay, this made me giggle from the sheer ridiculousness of the situation.

Yet another good blog post.

I might just have to follow you...

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