I've been REALLY lazy lately...

So, instead of getting off my ass and writing like I should, here's a few things to be miserable about.

Lunges
Squats
Dead people accidentally used as fertilizer
Dead people intentionally used as fertilizer
Kidney Stones
Accidentally setting your hair on fire
Obligatory Sympathy
Nuclear Winter
Songs about fucking bitches and shooting people
The awareness that you will never be the best at anything you do

These things have been brought to you courtesy of, 11,002 Things to be Miserable About, by: Lia Romeo and Nick Romeo

Comments

[Late Night Delight]

You forgot the Holocaust, worms in your apple or soup, and finding out that your life is one big lie.

[The Libertarian Brony]

Discovering that the cake is a lie.

[Krenshaw]

And don't forget the fact that you will never, ever be nothing better than a failure.

[Perception Filter]

845299 Where did you get that face?

[Krenshaw]

846221 I saw it on youtube a while back, it was a fad for a time and a lot of people used it, it has long since faded away and I finally found out the name of it, just type Weird House Face into google images and you'll find it.