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  • 519 weeks
    Dear FIMFiction

    Would You Kindly stop showing advertisements that force my iOS devices to divert to the App Store application in order to try and deceive and/or influence me to download inane and monotonous money-grab games from unethical companies such as King?

    I would take it as a personal favor.
    -TS-

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  • 547 weeks
    Yeah, okay, I suck at updates.

    No, I mean, I seriously suck at updates. There are reasons for it, many of them related to health issues, my RL job, and others related to the necessary amount of pressure release to keep my RL job from turning me into a crotchety old man before I'm even out of my 30s, but still...

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  • 580 weeks
    Sweet Fancy Sweetie Bot Balls

    ...I take a break for a few days, and come back to find the whole site has been rejiggered.

    ...this may take some getting used to. The tablet already dislikes it.

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  • 580 weeks
    Random thought theatre

    Big Mac and Luna squaring off in an illegal luchadore ring, complete with masks, spandex, and silly names.

    Twilight "hypochondriac" Sparkle discovering that ambient radiation from magic use causes inevitable insanity.
    ...in non-unicorns.

    Why is this pony smiling? And what's that gibbering sound?

    Cutie Marxists.

    The Ponyville Exclusion Zone

    Blueblood: Ruler for a Day.

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  • 582 weeks
    Updates coming soon

    Once In a Blue Moon: Next chapter is going to be another interlude, and is about 75% complete, pre-editing. I may delay release until I've got the chapter after it written, polished, and in the pipe, as this one is, well... let's just say it ends on a cliffhanger that may cause a spike in sales of laundry detergent and emergency pants.

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Feb
12th
2013

Luna is going to be bucking METAL. · 12:25am Feb 12th, 2013

So, to say that I am pleasantly surprised by the response to By Celestia's Beard! is an understatement. I had originally meant the story as a silly one-off to break the fingers in again after a long period of writing nothing more interesting than daily reports for my day job.

The response to Emo/Goth Luna (better known as Dark Shadow Moon Bane, Dark Moon Mistress of the Shadowed Night) was also surprising. When I write comedy, I tend to go for a mix between subtle, dry humor and more slap than you can shake a schtick at. (Get it? Slap-schtick?) Needless to say, this has spawned a few ideas:

- Luna goes to a Black Saddle concert and comes away convinced that biting the heads off parasprites is acceptable behavior for artistic souls in this new era.
- Luna tries to resume her Emo/Goth persona, perhaps in disguise, and finds that today's ponies aren't quite what she expects.
- A more detailed account of DSMB's dark shadowy reign before her big sister made her wash all that makeup off, took away her Dead Can Trot and Fillies of Mercy albums, and sent her to her room on the moon with only Depeche Mule to listen to.... And we're not talking the Violhayter album either, but the bad stuff that nobody listens to any more.
- Luna decides that Emo/Goth is way overdone, and decides to become a Mare of Metal, listening to Dethklop, Iron Mare-Den, Wyld Stallyns, and occasionally, when no one is around, Gallop, because Neighl Peart can play the drums really well.
- Some combination of all of the above plus more.

So, dear readers... Darest thou hear the dark and shadowy tale of Dark Shadow Moon Bane, She who Rules the Night, The Mare Whose Sister is a Total Poindexter? Granted, it will take time away from my more serious stories, but I still feel a need to work the kinks out before I start writing once more about time-traveling ponies and how the Mane 6 deal with major life-changing events.

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