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Why isn't there a... · 4:33am Jan 27th, 2013


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I'ma writing it.

756445 Dude DO IT! It will be awesome! Who do you think would win? :rainbowderp: The Queen of the Changelings and her army Vs. A Queen Xenomorph and her children. It's essentially a bitch fight between an evil, magic using bug and the deadliest mother you don't wanna piss off.

756465
Oh no, this is a super-troll-clopfic. It's gonna be fucked up as shit.
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756470 Clopfic? SOUNDS FUCKING SWEET!!! WRITE THAT SHIT!!! RIGHT NOW! But you didn't answer my question :rainbowderp: who would win?...

756488
I don't even know yet. Buckle up! It's gonna be... weird.

756497 Don't keep me waiting...I must see this....it...will ROCK!!!!

756503
Spoilers.
It's gonna have EGG implantation in it MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA.

756511 Facehugger impregnation? Or Xeno/Changeling impregnation?

756523
Can we do a collab? I don't know much about Alien anatomy -_-
I can start up a Gdoc...

756530 Sure, I believe you know more about Changeling anatomy and I'm an expert on Xenomorph anatomy. Shall we take this to the PM's?

I'm actually not sure huh:rainbowhuh:

757594 Lolz, who do you think would win?

Um I'm actually not sure ill just have to go with the old saying 'depends on the situation' I guess:twilightsheepish: its like the superman vs goku thing goku got a shit ton of debuffs on his actually power and superman wasn't even as strong as goku I mean super 17 or omega shenron could beat superman I mean really:facehoof:

757897 True. How about this, Chyrsalis takes 50 Changeling drones to attack a Xenomorph Hive with 25 Aliens and the Queen. Who would win? 51 Changelings Vs. 26 Xenomorphs in a Xeno hive?

Welp changlings are FUCKED because if they be in a xenomorph hive then they be screwed :pinkiegasp:

757975 yeah because the best way to take down a Xeno hive is to nuke it or take it out from the inside...but just like when battling Daleks...expect to die...

Well if one guy can beat the daleks (or more never watched doctor who want to be meh) but with aliens you need a fuck ton of people and a little army (like 5 or 6) predators just to kill those little bastards:twilightsheepish:

757993 Yep, love beats Chrysalis, nuke beat the Xenomorphs....:rainbowwild:

OK two beats chrysalis a fucking army needs to beat at least 5 aliens which take out about half of said army before they can ducking do anything:facehoof:

God dam it you stupid tablet *sigh* reqoute
Before they can fucking do anything:facehoof::facehoof:

Sorry if I'm swearing a lot but well you kinda get my point and also I'm my tablet keyboard is a pain because whenever I try to spell something most of the time I screw up and click another letter or something sorry:twilightsheepish:

758027 :rainbowlaugh: lol, ah your pain is making me laugh :derpytongue2:

Oh shut up you:facehoof:

758072 Lol, don't feel too bad. Pain always makes me laugh.

:facehoof: *shoves a corruption sliver (a cool looking insect) down your throat and it hurts like a mother fucker* there is that funny:facehoof:

758085 *throws a rabid monkey at you* It is now :trixieshiftright:

*snaps fingers* monkey is now gone :facehoof:

Comment posted by Lord Cooler deleted Jan 27th, 2013

*3 seconds later the poison starts kicking in* oh yeah dis I forget to mention what the corruption sliver can do
It can inject its victim, namely you, with a very very powerful poison that will make you feel like your being BBQ and deep fried on the sun 20 times over every single second

758134 Please, I've taken worse punishment from my father! He bullied me while Frieza was praised!

*looks at a deteriorating body talking* um I don't think praising someone else is worse than your body stating to disintegrating from the inside out:derpyderp1:

758148 *Goku appears and hands Cooler a regenerative antidote* Here ya go!

Thanks *drinks it and heals* :trollestia:

762583 about as much so you dont become a pile of bones and green flesh but you'll still die its some pretty fucked up stuff
*see's hoard of slivers heading towards mount muffin* OH SHIT:facehoof:

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