I am back, and better than ever! · 2:03am Jan 25th, 2013
"Ancient human obelisk awakens from centuries of dust,
Imprisoned in obsidian,
A horrid golemesque abomination.
The man of stone,
Black soul within the ebon bone,
Carved by the mad gods,
Born from the mountains hull,
Scrolls of blackened magick unearth this hateful will anthromorphous.
Propelling forward slow and sluggish,
But rumbling to life."
After a long hiatus provoked by ominous and terrible events here in real life, a tasteful and glorious achievement and a couple of near death experiences, I have returned from the offline wastelands, withered, filled with scars and the haunting memories of thousand battles and a killer flu but still filled with inspiration and an insatiable thirst of pony.
For, Alas!, the Almighty One, Unholy Bearer of Horns, has empowered me, flown through my veins, and carried me into the blood filled shrine of victory!
And now I am ready to unleash my newest and upgraded stories, I am inspired, and ready to take over the world. So expect me, for I shall render judgment upon those who oppose me.
In the meantime, onwards my brothers, spread pony all around! Convert the non-believers! Kill! Crush the Trolls. Split them open! Burn the haters!
Break their backs and drink the blood from their hearts!!!
Drain them of their sanctity
Perpetuate their tragedy
Infect them with all our disease
Mock their altars of deceit
FOR CELESTIA! FOR LUNA! PONY SHALL PREVAIL!
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748702 Why, of course I am! Otherwise It would be very strange to do something like this if I were sane and boring!
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