Sol y Sombra · 12:05pm Jan 19th, 2013
So I was thinking. King Sombra, as a villain was widely received with a cry of "Meh, he's alright", and a lot of the consternation was around his lack of lines. And that raised a question, for me. What if he didn't just get more lines. What if... what if Sombra got to sing?
So I wrote it. Imagine this being sung by a pony who appears to eat cigarettes for a cold cure. For ease of singalongs, it's the exact same tune as the reprise for I wasn't prepared for this.
You gave your all and did your best
But still you didn't pass the test
You'll be thrown in the abyss
Since you were not prepared for this.
The Crystal Heart will soon be mine
I'll rule this land for all of time
If I was you I'd turn and flee
Or live your life in crystal slavery
Your friends, your brother or his wife
So simple now to end a life
Turns out you weren't
(Turns out you weren't)
Turns out you weren't
(Turns out you weren't)
Turns out you weren't prepared for thiiis
