Of Spike and Bitches · 1:03pm Jan 14th, 2013
Came for the title, didn't you? You should feel ashamed... though I wouldn't.
Salutations underlings, people, denizens, ponies and any other form of sentient being that I may or may not have a clever way of defining.
Yet another in the updates series, though without color-coded updates, as you can oh so surely see. May go back to it eventually, but for now I lack the proper effort.
What have I been up to, one may ask? Well, give me a second and I can put your wonders to rest.
Firstly, An Unstable Matter IS continuing and, to my chagrin but your delight, a ponyfied adaptation is being constructed... or 're-constructed', as the case is, though will not be posted here as I am forced to abide by internal site-legislature. Some of you may be asking "Why did you change the format to fit an anthro description, ALL CAPS RAGE, ANGRY FACE, ANGRY FACE, GRR, GROWL, BARK." Well, my snarky little viewer, I did this change knowing that if the ponies had, well to say, describable arms, hands, and, to the least, fingers, the amount of lemony goodness that I could deliver would in fact be not only twice as good, but twice as common. Pervs cheer in delight. The more sophisticated lot of you, jeer I suppose.
Now as for the chapter itself. The chapter will proceed minutes before Twilight's part and feature the remaining 5 getting together and basically tackling the living daylights out of our favorite little dragon-morph. Hooray and whatnot. As for the details before, during, and after, well I'll leave it to your colorfully descriptive minds to make up and out. There may or may not also be a confession, or near-confession, within the chapter, though I will leave plenty of space for some laughs in there.
Bloody hell, this is longer than I thought.
Secondly, 'Coming Down'. Ah yes, this little piece. The second chapter is not so much different from the first, save much explaining on Spike's role in Equestria and being a filler-sode, so to speak. Keep in mind however that there will be plot twists, and devoted readers will want to keep their eyes and brains tuned in to get the full effect. That is not to say that one would have to stay attentive. One could read it blindly and still catch on, but I enjoy that bit about devoted readers, so let me have at least some form of ego, smug bastards.
Thirdly, and the more active, is the 'Spike Eroge'.
Ah yes, this little beaut'.
So basically mid-writing I had the not-so-brilliant at-the-time idea to make my own little Spike-themed eroge game in which he, quote un-quote, "Makes all the money, and gets all the bitches." One of these are not the case, the other more or less true. Basically what we have here is our run-of-the-mill choose-it-yourself adventure-type stories in which you, the viewer, lead Spike, the dragon, in Ponyville, the town, on a conquest of all the mares, the bitches, to your own little hearts content. Sounds great? It damn well better, for my hopes. It will feature all the yet-unattached mares and disputably the attached ones as well, though this will be up for debate... so write your opinion in the comment section below.
Twilight, Rarity, Octavia and Luna have nearly been completed and at the half-way points are Rainbow Dash, Vinyl, Pinkie Pie, Celestia, Chrysalis, Applejack, Fluttershy, Lyra/Bon Bon, Trixie, and Carrot Top. Still to be incorporated are Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweety Belle, Nurse Redheart, Cheerilee, Daring Do, Lotus and Aloe, Derpy, Berry Punch, and Zecora... though I find myself not wanting to do her over never getting used to the Zebra. 'Ya aint no poneh, Zahcore-ah.'
If I forgot one, or something else, tell me and I'll get on it, because I do so love being subjugated by your will and will do all within my power to see your desires fulfilled. To the letter. With haste. Who needs sleep, or food for that matter?
All this is just the bloody intro too, not even the main course. I hate my life. It had better be worth it. Give me your Lunas. (\o3o/)
I'll try and have a trial out, basically the entire 'Intro' state, so do not expect anything lemony or particularly romance-heavy... though, maybe on Rarity's behalf, given Spikes initial infatuation with the damsel.
*Clears throat*
Anywho, Fourth, and last, we have the products yet in development.
Let's see...
There's that one about Spike losing his sense of fear and having naught but bravery in his veins, leading to all sorts of shenanigans. There's the one about Spike and Cheerilee... still don't know how to work that one in. And then there's the one about Spike and Rainbow Dash, which I am keeping the plot between myself and perspective others, least you pricks take my ideas for your own gain. Leeches, the lot of you.
That wraps up this segment of the updates list, ladies and gents. I'll see you next week for either another thrilling report, or let-down. Hopefully the former, but if it's the latter, feel free to all caps your rage in the segment below.
This is SW, signing off.
Oh, and have a pic.
I want all pweee
Spike Eroge? i would download and play the fuck out of that game!
also i'm looking forward to the chapter updates
So... I'm a little confused on An Unstable Matter. You're ponifying it (as opposed to the current anthro) yet it's not going to be posted here?
I'm not complaining (I personally prefer ponies to anthro) but why the change? and why don't we get to see it? Also, ponies can have plenty of lemony goodness so don't fear the pony
As for the Spike Eroge, it sounds awesome, but don't burn yourself out on it. I think we'd all rather see it come to fruition than have it reach too far and never get finished.
Now get some sleep, it's good for the creative juices.
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The site forbids the posting of the same story twice. While partly different, it will essentially be the same and will not pass moderation. Or if it did, it would not get far. The ponified version will be distributed via my deviant art account over there, so if you're that keen on the ponies, I suggest you head over there. Dont have to go now though, as there's essentially nothing in the progress bar for that at the moment.
As for rest, I've plenty of it, so don't worry. Of course, at times, I get too much of it as well, as I enjoy turtling, or in my case, receeding within the confines of my comfy blanket and never coming out.
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Meh, I've seen others do the same thing on here (post the same story with one version pony, another humanized), just give it a different name like An Unstable Pony Matter or something and I doubt there'd be any problem.