I'ma turn into a fatty- McFats.

Just had pancakes, buttermilk, with real maple syrup.

...I'm addicted to them as well.
Thus, I shall McFats turn into the US.
'cause sweet = addicting.

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[sierra_seven_]

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Don't worry, the good ol' folks at BAE Systems have already devised a solution

[Reaper1oo]

684479 oooooooo, shiny, shiny black
Now to what for it in the mail
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[Rayvinne]

You're gunna end up like my Dad. And I shall laugh.

Blue Bell Ice Cream, chicken fried steak, double patty bacon burgers...oh yeah. I'll start mailing you weight loss videos.

[Reaper1oo]

684514 Umm....probably only the first, the other two have too much grease to be eaten while "wearing" a beard.
Here's to hoping that to continue working out shall keep me non-McFats!
I'm not going to shave for food

[Rayvinne]

684529

Despite what most people think about us Texas; no, we don't ride horses to work (At least not all of us) and two, yes, we do have forks. And napkins. Duh.

...I take it you have yet to indulge in a carbonated beverage before, as well?

[iloveportalz0r]

Well, that is certainly healthier than smoking. Replace a bad addiction with a better one?

[Reaper1oo]

684539
I can see it now, all thanks to those Viagra commercials and the horses pulling the truck
Beer? No, I have.

684542 It would seem that way. Replace smoking with candy and sweets. Seems legit

[Rayvinne]

684550

Not beer. Soda, Pop, sodapop, coke (not the drug, ), Coca-Cola, etc.

[Reaper1oo]

684554
oh
Nope, not after what I saw what Coca-Cola could clean. Kinda kills my desire for anything similar.

[iloveportalz0r]

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[Rayvinne]

684559

No worries, I don't like coca-cola either. On the other hoof, beverages such as Root Beer and Dr. Pepper aren't AS bad. But just like any sweets (COUGH COUGH) it's best to brush one's teeth afterwards. And don't have more than 1 a day, else you really will get fat. (Mi padre)

[Reaper1oo]

684565 I'll try that Root Beer one, Bill perked up when I read it aloud.
I shall attempt to follow that rule rigorously.

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[iloveportalz0r]

684578 I like mixing root beer with apple juice

[Rayvinne]

684578

History time! Interesting tidbit about the stuff, Root Beer was originally flavored with an actual plant root, the sassafras plant, and named 'root beer' as a combination of the fact that it came from a root, and that it had the color of beer. Now, it's obviously artificial, but it still tastes hella good. Best brand in my opinion is called A&W, which lacks caffeine, but that's followed closely by IBC (which still comes in glass bottles, not cans) and Barg's, which is probably my least favorite of the 3, but still really good. Mind asking Bill what his favorite is, since he seems to be a fan of it?

[Reaper1oo]

684589 That sounds good, if half of what Bill has spewed at me about Root Beer be truth

[Reaper1oo]

684593 "IBC is top and best..." (irrefutable as is Twilight according to him), "...but if in a tight wallet situation then the one that must be purchased".
He's still talking....how did you do this magic?
It is already almost more than the past year worth of speech from him!

[iloveportalz0r]

684593 You forgot to mention that the we have artificial flavoring because the natural flavoring is harmful to humans

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[Rayvinne]

684602

I have my ways.

684603

Hm. That fact I did not know. Kinda figures though, and I doubt that what we use now is much better for our bodies. (Yay, high fructose corn syrup)

[iloveportalz0r]

684614 Likely not much better, but definitely not as bad

[Reaper1oo]

684614 They are powerful, seriously, he's still talking. We can't get him to talk this much even when he's drunk.
I like the one commercial where they, pro-HFCS, inadvertently point out the fact that our bodies can't tell the difference between HFCS and sugar. (The main reason humans can't process HFCS)

[Rayvinne]

684626

Not sure if exaggeration or not. If not, I declare myself awesome.

Meh, the stuff's everywhere, just gotta deal with it. Bread, soda pop, hot dogs, etc. As for the commercial, well, I don't watch commercials. Heh.