Oh, that tears it.

I'm insane. Off my rocker. Completely crazy. Totally nutty. Whatever you want to call it, it's true.

Why, you ask?

Well, remember when I said I would probably never do a multipart on this account because of time constraints and writer's fatigue?

No?

Well, I did.

And soon, I'm about to completely contradict that promise with this:

Why? I have absolutely no idea, but I hope you special six will enjoy this small taste of what's to come. I know I enjoyed creating it.

Oh, and happy new year to you all, wherever you may be.