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510 weeks
Totally not dead! (By most standards*)

So, the thing is, I've had a pretty rough year. I'm talking the kind of year that leaves you with literally no free time at all, and you end up completely forgetting about everything else. But hey! I feel like I came out on top after all that, and I'm in a situation where I'm able to devote my time to one thing or the other. The thing is, I'm not entirely sure what I should do, or more
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568 weeks
I don't know what I'm doing.

Really, I don't. It's strange, once I stop and think about it, how much both I, and this site, have changed since I first joined forever ago. (Not actually forever ago) I remember when I first joined, and my English skills were so mediocre that I wasn't quite sure how anybody could find joy in anything I wrote. Yet many of you did, and I thank you all for that. Some of you, somehow found some
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604 weeks
The Greatest Excerpt Ever

I looked through the Gideon bible in my motel room for tales of great destruction.The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zo-Ar, I read. Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of Heaven; and He overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
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608 weeks
Steps to having no life:

Step 1: Download Complete Works of Lovecraft
Step 2: Read the fuck out of Lovecraft
Step 3: Why are you still here? Read Lovecraft.
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609 weeks
So

It's been like...what, almost a month now? Where the fuck have I been, you ask?
Iceland.
You heard me, your brave, heroic writer pal has been braving the volcanoes of iceland.
Okay, that's a complete lie. I've been doing stuff. Fun stuff.
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