Merry Jesusmus · 5:45am Dec 25th, 2012
Happy birthday baby Jesus
(Actually he wasn't really born in Winter- his real birthday is supposed to be in late spring or early summer, but I don't want to spoil everyone else's fun)
But Merry Christmas regardless
and here's a nice chatlog between me and a friend
WinterTwister: “And Jesus said, ‘Let us get crunk.’
And his disciples got crunk.” Swag 4:20
I'm Batman: the bible of swag?
I'm Batman: YOLO! You obviously love oreoes :D
WinterTwister: Amen, or as we say in the church of gangster- YO DAWG
WinterTwister: Jesus came from the cross- roling a joint as he placed his hand over his followers. "I got 12 inch rims."
WinterTwister: And thus we learnt to have 12 inch rims
WinterTwister: Can I get a Yo dawg?
I'm Batman: Yo dawg
Merry X-mas Chris.
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