It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

(The sun was still shining bright over the mountains & the wind was still warm & calm as we see a big summer festival (similar to a country fair) in PonyVille, but it was bigger & better than ever (not as big as The Festival of Friendship but still pretty big) because not only a lot of ponies were there but a lot of creatures showed up as well.)

(EveryCreature was having the time of their lives as we see’em doin various activities & then we’re lead to a outdoor concert stage where a rock & roll band finish off their set. As the song ends the crowd applauds as we move in closer to the stage where The Mane 6 plus Spike are in the front row.)

Spike: That was awesome!

Rainbow Dash: You can say that again bud!

Pinkie Pie: That was awesome!

Applejack: I wonder who’s up next?

Rarity: Whoever’s next hopefully their not as loud as this.

Fluttershy: Yeah, fortunately I brought some ear plugs just in case.

Twilight Sparkle: Well that kind of music is very popular especially in the summertime.

(The band bows & then leave the stage. Mayor Mare enter’s the stage.)

Mayor Mare: And now Fillies and Gentlecolts, we have a very special surprise for you today. Here to preform a wonderful country song, please welcome Braeburn all the way from Appleloosa & Big McIntosh from Sweet Apple Acres!

(Braeburn, Big Mac, & some country style band members enter the stage while Mayor Mare exits off the stage. The audience cheer loudly & happily.)

Applejack: Well I wonder what ma big brother’s cookin’ up this time.

Braeburn: Howdy PonyVille! How’s it goin’!?

(Crowd cheers)

Big Mac: I’d better check my pocket watches cause I believe it’s about five o’clock somewhere in dis joint!

(Band starts playing)

[Big Mac:]
The sun is hot and that old clock,
is movin' slow, and so am I.
Work day passes like molasses,
in winter time, hey but it's July.

Getting paid by the hour,
and older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me,
over the limit.

I could call him something,
I think I'll just call it a day...

[Braeburn & Big Mac:]
So Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve. But I don't care,
it's five o'clock somewhere.

[Big Mac:] Hey!

This lunch break is gonna take
all afternoon, & half the night.
Tomorrow mornin’ I know there'll be heck to pay,
hey, but, that's all right.

I ain't had a day off now, in over a year.
My Las Pegasus vacation's gonna start right here.
If the notes for me you can tell’em I just sailed away....

[Braeburn & Big Mac:]
& Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve. But I don't care,
it's five o'clock somewhere.

[Braeburn:] Oh yeah!

[Instrumental]

[Braeburn & Big Mac:]
I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,

[Big Mac:]
and be back to work before two.

[Braeburn & Big Mac:]
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,

[Big Mac:]
what would Cheese Sandwich do?

(Cheese Sandwich zooms on stage. The crowd goes bonkers. Pinkie Pie’s eyes wide & her jaw drops, then she smiles in ecstasy.)

Pinkie Pie: O, M, GOSH!

[Cheese Sandwich:]
I'd say... Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care.

[Braeburn, Big Mac & Cheese Sandwich:]
Pour me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane, before I go insane.
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care,

[Cheese Sandwich:]
I’m as tall as you now!

[Big Mac:]
Eeyup, just about!

[Cheese Sandwich:]
I don't care.

[Big Mac:]
I don’t care either!

[Cheese Sandwich:]
I don't care! You care?

[EveryPony & EveryCreature:]
It's five o'clock somewhere.

[Cheese Sandwich:]
Five o’clock here in Ponyville!

[Big Mac:]
I heard that! Just like in Ciderville I know it’s five o’clock!

[Cheese Sandwich:]
Ciderville & Ponyville!? Heck there the same thing Mac!

[Big Mac:]
Just about it, yeah, down in Sweet Apple Acres now we have a five o’clock too bud!

[Cheese Sandwich:] Alright! Well, only thing they can do is bring out the cheerleaders, I don’t know what to do now…

[Big Mac:]
Yeah, that sounds good to me! (chuckles) It’s five o’clock, we’d better get outta here! There they go! Fillies and Gentlecolts, the one & only Cheese Sandwich!

[Cheese Sandwich:]
Big McIntosh!

[Big Mac:]
I needa borrow that hat bud!

(Band stops playing. The crowd roar’s with thunderous applause. The entire band takes a bow.)

Braeburn: Thank you PonyVille!

Big Mac: Thank you!

Cheese Sandwich: Tell ya what, It’s always, always, Always a pleasure to come back to PonyVille every once in a while! PonyVille Rocks Baby Yeah!! Thanks for comin’ out to see this Spectacular, Sensational, Superb, Soiree! (laugh) To say the least! (laugh) Good Night PonyVille!!!

(Braeburn, Big Mac, Cheese Sandwich, & the rest of the band leave the stage as the audience continues to cheer loud & proud. Pinkie then zooms backstage.)

Rainbow Dash: Welp, there she goes.

Applejack: Wait for us Pinkie!

Apple Bloom: (on AJ’s back) Yeah, wait up!

(Applejack, Apple Bloom, & Pinkie Pie meet the others backstage. The Apple sister gave Big Mac a big & adorable hug which he kindly hugged them back while Pinkie embraces Cheese.)

Pinkie Pie: Cheesy!

(Cheese hugs back.)

Cheese Sandwich: Hiya Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: That was The Best "Cameo Appearance That Even I Didn’t Accept At All" Surprise EVER!!!!!

Cheese Sandwich: Thank ye kindly Pinkie thank ye kindly!

Pinkie Pie: Like how? Just How!?

Cheese Sandwich: Well, I was in Appleloosa believe it or not & I stumbled upon this partner right here (wraps Braeburn in his right arm).

Pinkie Pie: (looks at Braeburn) Is that true?

Braeburn: Eeyup! At first I didn’t recognized him but he knew me a little & I told him that I was on my way to PonyVille for a summer festival & he was like… (looks at Cheese)

Cheese Sandwich: "You had me at Summer… and Festival!"

Braeburn: Yes Sir! & so I asked him if he would care to join & he didn’t even hesitate to answer, he quickly nodded his head & we both hopped on a train & headed to PonyVille. Luckily no pony was on the train so no one would ever know, so when we got there no pony was at the station except for good ol’ Big McIntosh! Hey Mac! (waves at Big Mac and motion’s him to come over.)

(Big Mac see him & comes over while bringing his sister’s & his significant other Sugar Belle along with’em.)

Braeburn: As a matter of fact, this ol’ whippersnapper planned this.

Big Mac: Well… (blushes) That is true. Originally I invited Braeburn to come over & when I got to the train station I did expect him but I didn’t expect Cheese Sandwich to be with him. Fortunately I brought my crate & a tarp so Cheese Sandwich can hide in it. By the time we got to Sweet Apple Acres Cheese kept himself hidden pretty fast & easy.

Cheese Sandwich: Yep! & from there I became "The International Pony of Mystery" until the three of us preformed of course! And that is All She Wrote!

Applejack: Well, y’all out done yourselves this time ‘round & I must say I’m quite impressed.

Apple Bloom: Me too! That was an amazing performance!

Sugar Belle: Indeed, & we enjoyed every single minute of it. (kisses Big Mac on the cheek & they both blush.)

Pinkie Pie: Ya took the words right outta my mouth sister! This is The Best Surprise Concert EVER! (on cue confetti appears out of nowhere.)

(EveryPony laughs as confetti rains down on them. Pinkie comes over to Cheese & kisses him on the cheek.)

Pinkie Pie: Love ya Cheesy!

(Cheese Sandwich blushes & then looks into Pinkie eyes & kisses her on the lips making both of them blush.)

Cheese Sandwich: Love ya too Pinkie!

(They both laugh wholeheartedly as we see the hazy sun sinking beneath the Equestrian horizon.)

Fin