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Adan Druego


Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

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  • 1 week
    Some say the voices are getting louder.

    The voices don't get louder, they get closer.

    Sometimes, when they get closer enough, you begin to recognize one of those voices as your own.

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  • 3 weeks
    Tapping Buttons Is How You Broke Buttons.

    Okay some for years, I had no idea this site had forums...
    Only yesterday, did I finally realize that those same forums have a search function.

    I'm not old, you're old.

    1 comments · 21 views
  • 4 weeks
    OJ's dead, huh.

    OJ's dead. Huh. Interesting.

    Okay, not really. I still remember that slowest high-speed chase ever occurrence.

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  • 5 weeks
    Number 1223. Number 1223. Number 1224. Number 1225. Number 1223.

    When the voices start telling you to burn it all, it means you've stopped taking your medication, you're not getting enough sleep or most likely you've been at the DMV for far too long.

    The DMV, everyone hates waiting at the DMV.

    0 comments · 21 views
  • 5 weeks
    Happy Easter.

    Happy Easter.

    0 comments · 17 views
Nov
7th
2022

The Prettiest Bird of Them All · 5:04am Nov 7th, 2022

Bro: Looks like the bird is finally free. Leftist freaks mad...

Sis: So, Elon Musk finally got his hands on the platform? Good.

Bro: He can have that bird app. You're the only bird worth giving up the world for and the only one, I'm interested in.

Sis: Aw, how sweet.

Sis: So, does this mean, that I won't have to worry about you trying to pull out at the last minute, then?

Bro: ...and this is why we can't have conversations in public.

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