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*wipes away a tear and applauds* Bravo good sir, I expected that later but bravo, and I say about a B-, I haven't quite read as many of those as Squishy so B-.
And something tells me EVERYONE at the party stopped when they heard "PLEASE BUCK ME WITH YOUR MASSIVE COCK! " and if they recognize storm's voice he is going to get soooo many mares coming up to him being like "You hear da bell?!"
balls or luna?? that would have to be the hardest choice anyone would have to make......EVA
ohh well, great chapter, as always
ow. just... just ow.
502390 luna *grins* so worth it... also i LOLED once twilight learned that was a sound AMPIFIEING spell... i am pretty sure a lot of people where doing the me gusta face.
very good, funny as hell. cant wait for more
502390i have to agree with blahblahblah, i'd go with luna, for one if it were me i'd definitely pick luna...since i have yet to still get my first gf...alone forever...meh, tell me something i dont know
502836Condolences brother
502838 dont be sad for me, means when i get to equestria i wont have had my first, though i will suck with the romance part... but ill learn, think about it as a bonus on my side
Psh, after everything he's done, what royal guard would want to try and take on Miles to even remove his balls?
It's like fighting Batman, you just don't do it unless you want to have a bad day.
I have the weirdest boner right now...
In the first and fifth paragraphs you misspelled Celestia. My favorite being the fifth's misspelling, "Cleestia". Makes me giggle so hard!
Yeah lol Luna would be worth it.
You'd think that after everything Miles has done, like just recently saving Equestria, being neutered would be out of the question.
I'd have to agree with Sine Wave though, I don't think they could do anything to Miles. He's pretty much a monopoly in power right now, what with him even creating the Elements of Harmony and such!
It's also 'bout time they kissed, lol.
503305I love how every one thinks she meant his balls.
504706 We don't discuss the removal of the other thing....Not even in theory...We just assume balls.
I mean, that basically a vasectomy, which we'll probably all have eventually. I mean, I'm married now and my wife pretty much has me by the balls as it is.
But God help the man that comes for anything else.
Awkward...
Also ... DAYUM those are harsh penalties. But don't you think that, well, maybe if Luna IS one of the Royal Sisters, which she is, that she could maybe, oh I dunno, lift the penalties on him? It isn't like those two are ever going to have non consensual sex. They have enough power to lift celestial bodies. Regular ponies aint got nothing on them.
I saw a 'without permission' note in that chopping of the tongue thing
Those laws are bullshit! It makes no sense! If they like eachother let them be together. Please Celestia step in and do something so he's not killed after his dick's cut off. Fucking elements of harmony are already bitches about his size!
P.s. love the story.
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I doubt even the princesses would be able to force that onto him, even if they wanted too.....
He would have to submit willingly, and that would cause SF to start owning shit...
Besides, a power level of
OVER 9000!!!over twenty thousand would pretty much guarantee that they wouldn't be able to harm him. He'd probably just grow it back anyway...And I have the feeling those laws are a little outdated.... by about a thousand years...
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And the doctor recommends:
SUDDEN CASTRATION!!!!
Do the Royal Sisters not make the fucking rules of this kingdom? Why would they allow their own government to enforce such ridiculous rules on its rulers?
Seriously this makes no sense.
Not to mention the paparazzi were speculating that Luna and Miles were a thing, and there was no big outrage. They even asked if he would be king.
This isn't consistent at all.
The link goes to a private video.
3341633 I totally second that opinion.
Fist song i actualy know lol
Jack, I feel it just by thinking about it.
3341633 my guess on that one is they don't have a rule about souls kissing also Luna's soul initiated in that one so i think that puts him in the clear for that one at least
Yeahhhhh.....Not worth it.
What are the rules for that? In most governments with a King/Queen or Prince/Princess (Hierarchy I think), to become a Prince or Princess, you have to be a child of the King and Queen or married to a Princess or Prince. I have a feeling one of the rules is that you have to be a Prince to be in a relation with a Princess and for it to be legal to be in a relation you'd have to already be married so.... yeah. or, in Equestria, is Prince and Princess a title you can get through a service to the country or something?
Only problem I have with this story so far is that you've been incredibly inconsistent throughout. I'll keep reading because it's interesting but I hope this improves.
OH MY GOD, i'm reading this for the 3rd time and i just saw
and finally got the meaning my GAWD . I also can't believe that it took me to the third time to get it, still i love it.
OH. MY. GOD.
3282327 all will become clear in time, just keep reading.
MAKE HIM PART OF THE ROULY LINE
Also I beat that the king and queen of old made him part of the line also celly once said uncle miles so exception
Miles: I have literal "firearms" your argument is invalid.
The video link is private.
Maybe a little warning before a clop scene, yeah? XD
This nigga's crazy.
hm who created such a law?
6211756 Yeah,it think it's a type of high rank in the royal guard.Like how.shining and cadence got married.
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That law would be very hard to enforce against the willing participant. I'm calling bs on that. Shame too really, everytime I get into the story one of these things happen. It's hard to take seriously
Thousands of years old still can't decide for her self who ruts her.
so twilight put up an amplification charm nice work egghead. you just got fucked. literally
I think that is an old law from before she was traped in the moon
and ALL HAIL THE KING ALL HAIL THE KING LONG LIVE THE KING
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Or it might be Tia's evil joke to scare away unwanted suitors. Those that are lighthearted.
I'm sorry I just can't read this anymore. I tried giving it a chance, but ever since Gary it's gone nothing bu downhill.
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Why are you apologizing just leave you don’t have to feel bad for not liking something you got interested in then stop being interested in.
hOLY SHIT MAYBE A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME
Somepony give me a warning next time. Lol