So I know probably no one will see this, considering I haven't written anything of substance in 5 years, but I found this funny.

In my last blog post, I riffed on a girl who had a Mary Sue-esque alicorn OC. Daughter of Celestia, elements of harmony, yada yada. Well, she's my girlfriend now lol.

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Today I met someone at school who liked MLP:FiM. After some talking, she said she had an OC. "An OC," I said. "Describe her."
She breathed in, and began. "Okay, my OC is an alicorn–" I tensed, but let her go on. "and she has a shooting star cutie mark. She was created by ther elements of harmony–"
"What." I said.
"You know? The Elements of Harmony!"
I rolled my eyes. "Keep going."
"She is the daughter of Celestia."
I blinked. "Is she black and red too?"

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What I did today:
Saw Equestria Girls. It was f***ing good (knew it.)
Got a haircut. It is f***ing short.
Did nothing else until 4'o clock. I was f***ing bored.
Tried my computer. My dad f***ing broke it in a fit of f***ing rage.
Now I'm on IE7 on my mom's laptop. I can't goto any sites without it going SO F***ING SLOW.
There is an upside, though.
I can play f***ing Minecraft.
Fuck yeah.
Have some f***ing pictures.

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I just sent a letter to myself saying "blah."
That is how bored I am, folks.
B
L
A
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I thought this day would never come. A story of mine was read in a video! It's a reading of Lyra Kills a Mare by TheLivingLibrary.
Here's that sweet piece of death pie:

Today. Pinkie's having a field day. Prepare the whoopie cushions and whip cream.
Oh yeah, Double Rainboom too. It was awesome.
Have some videos:

Happy St. Patricks Day! Why are there so many holidays in March? Why not July? Everyone likes July.
Have a picture:

Happy Pi day! It's personally my favorite minor holiday.
Here's a picture: