Gif represents my emotional state right now.

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Winner hit the Feature Box.

I am more then ecstatic at this turn of events.

I have no words to express it beyond I am doing the Fatman Dance of Joy.

My faithful old computer, on which all of my pony fics have been written, sadly melted it's motherboard earlier today. He began life as an account keeping machine for a construction sub-contractor, with my mother as his user. When that bussiness shut down he was purchased for a mere $100 and continued life as my personal computer. We shared four or so years together, surfing the net, debating with creationists and browsing porn... and even playing video games, something he was never built to

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You don't get this kind of banter on Faux News.

Seriously, do all American news anchors have sticks up their buts?

I WILL finish my bloody stories.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?! GO! GO WATCH IT NOW!!

...

Now that you have returned from watching that movie (YOU HAD BETTER GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T) let me fill you in on what I though of it.

IT. WAS. AWESOME.

When I walked into the cinema with my older brother he was skeptical about what he was about to see.

On the way home he admited that it was pretty damn awesome.

Naturally I knew it was awesome before I even got in the car.

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Something went horribly, horribly wrong when I contected my portable hardrive to my mother's laptop last night in order to DM a D&D Campaign.

If not for the fact chapter 3 is already up it would be lost...

Chapter 4, however, is a casualty. This is a major set back considering the fact I've spent this whole time chipping away at it and even completely restarted it at least once.

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So a friend has informed me that in April it will be the 10 year anniversary of me becoming a member of Fanfiction dot net.

I've been at this for ten years, sorting through the badfics, helping the newbies, dealing with the self-entilted whiners... I want a medal or something!

For a fic;

Something gets into Ponyville's water supply that gives all the local pegasi uncontrollable flatulance... cue all the Unicorns and Earth Ponies getting super high pitched voices from all the helium (and Sweetie Belle being incomprehensible due to how high her voice goes).

FEAR ME FOR I AM MADNESS

So I checked my bank to see if my pay had gone in today. It had, which is good, my car insurance is due...

But so had an extra $1k

I was only supposed to be payed about $200 to $300 but found a whoping $1400 had gone in.

Now here's the fun part; they're going to want that back. Here's the REALLY fun part; this has happened before.

When I received my yearly bonus it was also a grand over and I've been having to pay that back incrementally.

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