The New New Doctor! · 4:28am Sep 25th, 2013
Well, I was wrong. They've announced the actual next Doctor. Here he is folks!
Well, I was wrong. They've announced the actual next Doctor. Here he is folks!
This is a big day for Doctor Who fans! I've gotten word that they've replaced Peter Capaldi, and have cast a new actor as the Doctor! Here he is folks!
Welcome! Today, I've started up my new riff series. Nothing from the past riffs are canon anymore; I'm starting up fresh. Today is a story added to Regidar's group, so you know it's going to be bad.
Role theme song!
In the not too distant future,
In Fluttershy's basement.
The evil Dr. Ludvig M.
Was hatching an evil scheme.
He hired a guy by the name of Jack,
Just a regular guy he didn't like.
His experiment needed a new test case,
Well, here it is. The final episode. Of this series, that is. I will be starting up a new series called Jack, 'Shy, and Twi Riff Fanfiction, just adding in Princess Twilight as a new main character.
This story is a Doctor Who fic. It's called "Bloody Mary," and it is awful. Absolutely awful.
Riff is here
It's been a while since my last one of these. Today's, as you know, is the Season 1 episode "Dragonshy." This is my least favorite episode in the whole first season, worse than "Over a Barrel" and "Owl's Well that Ends Well." My main problem with this story is not Fluttershy, but Rainbow Dash. Rainbow is a huge ass in this episode, and this is the only episode where she is like this. She may have been very egotistical in past and future episodes, but at least in those she didn't react hostilely
I'm still working on my next riff! I just needed some time after last time. But anyway, I also have a new project! It's an adventure story featuring Twilight and Fluttershy. Twilight accidentally teleports Fluttershy to another dimension. In order to get back, she must travel with Daring Do (HEADCANON WARNING! She is a real pony in my headcanon, not a fictional character) to a forgotten temple to find an ancient Gallifreyan artifact from a TARDIS that broke down and crashed
Yeah. One view on my last blog post. And it was me. Fuck this shit. I'm out.
-FlutterJack
Well, I haven't done much this month. I promise I'm still alive here. I have just been focusing on my actual story I'm writing. So far, one chapter is done. I'll have a new riff up at some point in the next week, I promise. I just needed some time to get over the last one.
-FlutterJack
This is it. The big one. The worst story I’ve ever read from any fandom. And it just happens to star my favorite MLP character. Brilliant. And my least favorite shipping. Brilliant. And it’s a gorefic. Brilliant. For this episode, I’ve removed all sharp objects from the room, all my weapons have been relocated, and Fluttershy has been told to make sure I don’t use magic to kill anyone. Brilliant. Without further ado, Momma Fluttershy.
Apparently, I have a talent for writing the worst stuff imaginable. Because this story had gotten me more disciples followers than anything else. Twilight and Hitler go to Hell is still a WIP, and I will occasionally add to it.